Morgan Le, my darling, if you would just MOVE TO SEATTLE, I have a list of people I could set you up with.
So. Tempting.
Except I'm increasingly of the opinion that I need to go and live in Japan for a bit. I have even gone so far as to download a couple of Learn Japanese Podcasts, which are confirming me in my suspiction that I will like Japanese much more than Thai. (Tonal languages NOT for the win in the world of me.)
Still, one could always just go to Japan on holiday. Hmm...
Except I'm increasingly of the opinion that I need to go and live in Japan for a bit.
If you go live in Japan, I would end up sending you on expeditions to find me wacky gothy accessories. If you come live in Seattle, I can introduce you to attractive people who will swoon at your feet.
There's a reason I'm single, isn't there?
No. There is ABSOLUTELY NOT. We are consistently baffled by it, honestly. Few people are more all-around joyously wonderful than you, so what idiot would pass that up?* Truth is stranger than fiction.
And Morgan Le made total sense. No worries.
You wouldn't want to be going to Cairo on holiday, would you? I know, I know, they're nowhere near each other. But they're both places-Fay-has-gone-which-are-neither-UK-nor-US, so I group them together.
(*Though I suppose the somewhat insecure might worry about being outshone. But that's not what you'd want anyway!)
San Francisco's only a few latitude points off of Tokyo....
There's a reason I'm single, isn't there?
If there is, it's not that.
I mean, apart from the size of my ass.
Or that.
Someone I don't like is trying to friend me all over the place. I don't want to be a jerk, but I don't want add him/her. What to do, what to do...
::stops trying to friend glamcookie::
eta: bwah!
I guess there was more gronk in my morning diet than I thought. You'd think I'd have caught that one. Sorry. sorry. my bad.