There's a reason I'm single, isn't there?
If there is, it's not that.
I mean, apart from the size of my ass.
Or that.
Doesn't matter that we took him off that boat, Shepherd, it's the place he's going to live from now on.
Mal ,'Bushwhacked'
Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
brenda m - Apr 15, 2008 10:43:09 am PDT #4796 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
hippocampus - Apr 15, 2008 10:44:23 am PDT #4797 of 10001
not your mom's socks.
d - insent
Glamcookie - Apr 15, 2008 10:45:57 am PDT #4798 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Someone I don't like is trying to friend me all over the place. I don't want to be a jerk, but I don't want add him/her. What to do, what to do...
Nora Deirdre - Apr 15, 2008 10:47:06 am PDT #4799 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Someone I don't like is trying to friend me all over the place. I don't want to be a jerk, but I don't want add him/her. What to do, what to do...
cries
hippocampus - Apr 15, 2008 10:47:19 am PDT #4800 of 10001
not your mom's socks.
::stops trying to friend glamcookie::
eta: bwah!
omnis_audis - Apr 15, 2008 10:49:54 am PDT #4801 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
I guess there was more gronk in my morning diet than I thought. You'd think I'd have caught that one. Sorry. sorry. my bad.
Fay - Apr 15, 2008 10:50:47 am PDT #4802 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Oh, God love you all. You rock.
Meanwhile, I'm sorry, I really should frequent Natter more often, if y'all are having conversations like this there:
ita: I just had cause to say "I put the 'ita' into 'Gothic Lolita'
Dana: ...anyone else tempted to start making LOLitas?
"I can haz lethal weapon?"
"I kicks you in the hed."
ita: That is so not what I wanted you to take away from that sentence.
Dana: "Invisible krav maga."
My face genuinely hurts from reading this in COMM, and I am still weeping with laughter and making stupid snorty noises. For several minutes there I was actually incapacitated, and, sweet weeping mother of heaven, I crave LOLitas beyond my power to express it. Best idea EVAH. Because she's always so damn badass, bless her - even the photos of Wee!ita are badass.
Invisible krav maga.
Oh, God, I can hardly type.
I love you people.
blows nose. tries to stop giggling.
You wouldn't want to be going to Cairo on holiday, would you?
Oooh! When?
Sparky1 - Apr 15, 2008 10:51:08 am PDT #4803 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
We have been told that the Secret Service will be going through our offices, opening every file drawer, cabinet, etc.
I feel like leaving them milk, cookies and a little note.
Glamcookie - Apr 15, 2008 10:51:11 am PDT #4804 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
You guys is killing me! It's someone from school.
Dana - Apr 15, 2008 10:52:23 am PDT #4805 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
For several minutes there I was actually incapacitated, and, sweet weeping mother of heaven, I crave LOLitas beyond my power to express it. Best idea EVAH.
t takes a bow