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Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Atropa - Apr 15, 2008 10:39:56 am PDT #4793 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Except I'm increasingly of the opinion that I need to go and live in Japan for a bit.

If you go live in Japan, I would end up sending you on expeditions to find me wacky gothy accessories. If you come live in Seattle, I can introduce you to attractive people who will swoon at your feet.


Emily - Apr 15, 2008 10:41:50 am PDT #4794 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

There's a reason I'm single, isn't there?

No. There is ABSOLUTELY NOT. We are consistently baffled by it, honestly. Few people are more all-around joyously wonderful than you, so what idiot would pass that up?* Truth is stranger than fiction.

And Morgan Le made total sense. No worries.

You wouldn't want to be going to Cairo on holiday, would you? I know, I know, they're nowhere near each other. But they're both places-Fay-has-gone-which-are-neither-UK-nor-US, so I group them together.

(*Though I suppose the somewhat insecure might worry about being outshone. But that's not what you'd want anyway!)


juliana - Apr 15, 2008 10:41:56 am PDT #4795 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

San Francisco's only a few latitude points off of Tokyo....


brenda m - Apr 15, 2008 10:43:09 am PDT #4796 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

There's a reason I'm single, isn't there?

If there is, it's not that.

I mean, apart from the size of my ass.

Or that.


hippocampus - Apr 15, 2008 10:44:23 am PDT #4797 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

d - insent


Glamcookie - Apr 15, 2008 10:45:57 am PDT #4798 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Someone I don't like is trying to friend me all over the place. I don't want to be a jerk, but I don't want add him/her. What to do, what to do...


Nora Deirdre - Apr 15, 2008 10:47:06 am PDT #4799 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Someone I don't like is trying to friend me all over the place. I don't want to be a jerk, but I don't want add him/her. What to do, what to do...

cries


hippocampus - Apr 15, 2008 10:47:19 am PDT #4800 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

::stops trying to friend glamcookie::

eta: bwah!


omnis_audis - Apr 15, 2008 10:49:54 am PDT #4801 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I guess there was more gronk in my morning diet than I thought. You'd think I'd have caught that one. Sorry. sorry. my bad.


Fay - Apr 15, 2008 10:50:47 am PDT #4802 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Oh, God love you all. You rock.

Meanwhile, I'm sorry, I really should frequent Natter more often, if y'all are having conversations like this there:

ita: I just had cause to say "I put the 'ita' into 'Gothic Lolita'

Dana: ...anyone else tempted to start making LOLitas?

"I can haz lethal weapon?"

"I kicks you in the hed."

ita: That is so not what I wanted you to take away from that sentence.

Dana: "Invisible krav maga."

My face genuinely hurts from reading this in COMM, and I am still weeping with laughter and making stupid snorty noises. For several minutes there I was actually incapacitated, and, sweet weeping mother of heaven, I crave LOLitas beyond my power to express it. Best idea EVAH. Because she's always so damn badass, bless her - even the photos of Wee!ita are badass.

Invisible krav maga.

Oh, God, I can hardly type.

I love you people.

blows nose. tries to stop giggling.

You wouldn't want to be going to Cairo on holiday, would you?

Oooh! When?