Except I'm increasingly of the opinion that I need to go and live in Japan for a bit.
If you go live in Japan, I would end up sending you on expeditions to find me wacky gothy accessories. If you come live in Seattle, I can introduce you to attractive people who will swoon at your feet.
There's a reason I'm single, isn't there?
No. There is ABSOLUTELY NOT. We are consistently baffled by it, honestly. Few people are more all-around joyously wonderful than you, so what idiot would pass that up?* Truth is stranger than fiction.
And Morgan Le made total sense. No worries.
You wouldn't want to be going to Cairo on holiday, would you? I know, I know, they're nowhere near each other. But they're both places-Fay-has-gone-which-are-neither-UK-nor-US, so I group them together.
(*Though I suppose the somewhat insecure might worry about being outshone. But that's not what you'd want anyway!)
San Francisco's only a few latitude points off of Tokyo....
There's a reason I'm single, isn't there?
If there is, it's not that.
I mean, apart from the size of my ass.
Or that.
Someone I don't like is trying to friend me all over the place. I don't want to be a jerk, but I don't want add him/her. What to do, what to do...
::stops trying to friend glamcookie::
eta: bwah!
I guess there was more gronk in my morning diet than I thought. You'd think I'd have caught that one. Sorry. sorry. my bad.
Oh, God love you all. You rock.
Meanwhile, I'm sorry, I really should frequent Natter more often, if y'all are having conversations like this there:
ita: I just had cause to say "I put the 'ita' into 'Gothic Lolita'
Dana: ...anyone else tempted to start making LOLitas?
"I can haz lethal weapon?"
"I kicks you in the hed."
ita: That is so not what I wanted you to take away from that sentence.
Dana: "Invisible krav maga."
My face genuinely hurts from reading this in COMM, and I am still weeping with laughter and making stupid snorty noises. For several minutes there I was actually incapacitated, and, sweet weeping mother of heaven, I
crave
LOLitas beyond my power to express it. Best idea EVAH. Because she's always so damn badass, bless her - even the photos of Wee!ita are badass.
Invisible krav maga.
Oh, God, I can hardly type.
I love you people.
blows nose. tries to stop giggling.
You wouldn't want to be going to Cairo on holiday, would you?
Oooh! When?