Oh, God love you all. You rock.
Meanwhile, I'm sorry, I really should frequent Natter more often, if y'all are having conversations like this there:
ita: I just had cause to say "I put the 'ita' into 'Gothic Lolita'
Dana: ...anyone else tempted to start making LOLitas?
"I can haz lethal weapon?"
"I kicks you in the hed."
ita: That is so not what I wanted you to take away from that sentence.
Dana: "Invisible krav maga."
My face genuinely hurts from reading this in COMM, and I am still weeping with laughter and making stupid snorty noises. For several minutes there I was actually incapacitated, and, sweet weeping mother of heaven, I
crave
LOLitas beyond my power to express it. Best idea EVAH. Because she's always so damn badass, bless her - even the photos of Wee!ita are badass.
Invisible krav maga.
Oh, God, I can hardly type.
I love you people.
blows nose. tries to stop giggling.
You wouldn't want to be going to Cairo on holiday, would you?
Oooh! When?
We have been told that the Secret Service will be going through our offices, opening every file drawer, cabinet, etc.
I feel like leaving them milk, cookies and a little note.
You guys is killing me! It's someone from school.
LOLitas
Is it wrong that I was (somehow) reading this as lil' itas? Also? LOLitas is pure genius.
::applauds Dana::
Genius. Just - genius. (AND you bring the fabulous Matt/Mohinder! You are made of win!)
We have been told that the Secret Service will be going through our offices, opening every file drawer, cabinet, etc.
I feel like leaving them milk, cookies and a little note.
I think I just snorked my nose up itself at this. Very glad I wasn't drinking anything at the time.
I feel like leaving them milk, cookies and a little note.
See, I would suggest poo in a drawer, but I'm not the best employee.
lil' itas
So would that be like "Jim Henson's ita babies"?
If you go live in Japan, I would end up sending you on expeditions to find me wacky gothy accessories. If you come live in Seattle, I can introduce you to attractive people who will swoon at your feet.
Hmm. When you put it like that...
scurries off to book tickets to Seattle. Whilst still weeping with laughter at the thought of LOLitas.
"I can haz lethal weapon?"
Bwah!
