Great blog. I assume Coach is a pathological liar (and a pathological quoter of vaguely inspirational quasi-religious texts), but how much of what he says do you think is true? For example, he went to the Amazon, but did NOT hear teeny tribesmen discussing eating his ass.
Now you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty flowered bonnet, I will end you.
Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own
This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]
Scrappy - Apr 17, 2009 7:37:36 am PDT #8764 of 23273
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Jessica - Apr 17, 2009 7:55:02 am PDT #8765 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I think he is COMPLETELY full of shit. Honestly, I'd be surprised if he'd ever been out of the country.
I also assume the reason you can't Google his martial art is that he made it up.
Nora Deirdre - Apr 17, 2009 9:49:47 am PDT #8766 of 23273
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
eating his ass.
I believe it was his assHOLE. Which is... weird.
megan walker - Apr 17, 2009 10:03:15 am PDT #8767 of 23273
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
Seriously, read the whole thing, but swallow your coffee first.
Is that at cbs.com?
I assume Coach is a pathological liar (and a pathological quoter of vaguely inspirational quasi-religious texts), but how much of what he says do you think is true?
The first person that I (thought I) applied to TAR with turned out to be a pathological liar. After that experience, I doubt every single thing that comes out of Coach's mouth.
Jessica - Apr 17, 2009 10:05:47 am PDT #8768 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Is that at cbs.com?
No, it's part of EW's Popwatch section.
bon bon - Apr 18, 2009 12:18:47 pm PDT #8769 of 23273
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
For example, he went to the Amazon, but did NOT hear teeny tribesmen discussing eating his ass.
We were trying to figure out if the tiny tribesmen (a) learned English or (b) made exaggerated pantomime of eating Coach's asshole with a fork and knife, so that's how he knew they were planning to do that.
Jesse - Apr 19, 2009 1:18:41 pm PDT #8770 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
People who watch Food Network Challenge might be interested to know that Buddy Velastro (?) is getting his own show on TLC.
Jessica - Apr 19, 2009 1:23:12 pm PDT #8771 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
The party I'm going to tonight is at this restaurant, which proudly proclaims on their website:
Grand Winner FOOD NETWORKS "CHOPPED"!!
Jesse - Apr 19, 2009 4:25:04 pm PDT #8772 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
TAR: Oh, snap, Margie. "You should understand because you're black"?? I'm going to say they were equally bitchy at the clue boxes, but maybe would give Luke a tiny pinch of benefit of the doubt for not being able to hear someone running up behind him or something. Not that he wouldn't totally shove anyone out of his way.
Jesse - Apr 19, 2009 5:17:02 pm PDT #8773 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Wait -- Chopped is going on right now? Oops.