Drink if someone professes his or her love for JT or if Coach says something quasi-mystical.
Dude, do you want me to black out before the first commercial break??
I have finesse! I have finesse coming out of my bottom!
Anya ,'Showtime'
Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own
This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]
Jessica - Apr 17, 2009 4:35:21 am PDT #8760 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Jessica - Apr 17, 2009 6:39:50 am PDT #8761 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Jeff blogs about Coach:
I've hosted Survivor for 18 seasons, and up until now there has only been one person I thought might be worthy of their own show and that was Boston Rob. That is, up until now.
I am seriously considering a show called The Dragon Slayer. It's about a guy who lives in a world that exists solely in his own mind, and thus is invisible to the outside world. While it is the year 2009, the Dragon Slayer dresses like he's just returned from one of those Renaissance fairs where he's just finished eating a turkey leg the size of a small dog. We'll simply follow his daily life, where every time he leaves his home offers the potential for a life changing, near-death, journey. Every episode concludes with his signature line:
Coach: "Hence my name, the dragon slayer."
LOVE.
Seriously, read the whole thing, but swallow your coffee first.
sumi - Apr 17, 2009 7:34:23 am PDT #8762 of 23273
Art Crawl!!!
Hey, have you guys discovered River Monsters on Animal Planet?
I watched an episode and it was amusing and informative. Giant catfish, giant turtles and then the guy goes fishing for them.
sumi - Apr 17, 2009 7:35:36 am PDT #8763 of 23273
Art Crawl!!!
Hmmm, apparently, I missed an episode on a vampire piranha.
Scrappy - Apr 17, 2009 7:37:36 am PDT #8764 of 23273
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Great blog. I assume Coach is a pathological liar (and a pathological quoter of vaguely inspirational quasi-religious texts), but how much of what he says do you think is true? For example, he went to the Amazon, but did NOT hear teeny tribesmen discussing eating his ass.
Jessica - Apr 17, 2009 7:55:02 am PDT #8765 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I think he is COMPLETELY full of shit. Honestly, I'd be surprised if he'd ever been out of the country.
I also assume the reason you can't Google his martial art is that he made it up.
Nora Deirdre - Apr 17, 2009 9:49:47 am PDT #8766 of 23273
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
eating his ass.
I believe it was his assHOLE. Which is... weird.
megan walker - Apr 17, 2009 10:03:15 am PDT #8767 of 23273
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
Seriously, read the whole thing, but swallow your coffee first.
Is that at cbs.com?
I assume Coach is a pathological liar (and a pathological quoter of vaguely inspirational quasi-religious texts), but how much of what he says do you think is true?
The first person that I (thought I) applied to TAR with turned out to be a pathological liar. After that experience, I doubt every single thing that comes out of Coach's mouth.
Jessica - Apr 17, 2009 10:05:47 am PDT #8768 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Is that at cbs.com?
No, it's part of EW's Popwatch section.
bon bon - Apr 18, 2009 12:18:47 pm PDT #8769 of 23273
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
For example, he went to the Amazon, but did NOT hear teeny tribesmen discussing eating his ass.
We were trying to figure out if the tiny tribesmen (a) learned English or (b) made exaggerated pantomime of eating Coach's asshole with a fork and knife, so that's how he knew they were planning to do that.