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Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


sumi - Jan 29, 2009 5:59:27 am PST #7824 of 23273
Art Crawl!!!

Man, I really wanted Leah to go. That is my big disappointment.


Vortex - Jan 29, 2009 6:04:22 am PST #7825 of 23273
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Yeah, I'm actually kind of starting to dislike her a little bit. Her demeanor and lack of fire are getting annoying.

I very much enjoyed Stefan losing so decisively. And I am sure that I was not alone, either in the audience or the Top Chef kitchen.


Jessica - Jan 29, 2009 6:07:20 am PST #7826 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Stefan losing to Andrea was beautiful.


Frankenbuddha - Jan 29, 2009 6:21:37 am PST #7827 of 23273
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

The look on Stefan's face at judge's table was priceless. To quote Paton Oswalt, he practically had "transvestite revelation face".


Toddson - Jan 29, 2009 6:24:41 am PST #7828 of 23273
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

For those who are interested, a new Hell's Kitchen starts tonight. I'll probably skip it, but someone might be interested (seriously - divas having catfights ... with access to knives and fire).


Amy - Jan 29, 2009 6:27:53 am PST #7829 of 23273
Because books.

Best was Tom calling him on it. "Come on, you choose her because ..."

I also loved how glad Tom seemed to be to see some of the old cheftestants. That was nice.

I'm sad about Jeff, though. I've really come to like him, and I think he just tries *too* hard. He's so serious about it, and overthinks himself right into the bottom almost every time.

Fabio was funny, as usual. And Carla winning the Superbowl tickets was priceless. Fun episode.


brenda m - Jan 29, 2009 6:36:31 am PST #7830 of 23273
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Jeff doesn't know how to edit. He does too much, and all of it is okay, instead of doing a few things well.

Except that very often, one of those four things he sets for himself actually is exceptional - like the sorbets, and some other things I can recall, but they get dragged down the other so-so things. Even more frustrating, in some ways, but if he wasn't showing those flashes of brilliance, caked in mud as they are, I don't think he'd still be around (or that we'd care if he was.)


Vortex - Jan 29, 2009 6:43:05 am PST #7831 of 23273
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Except that very often, one of those four things he sets for himself actually is exceptional

oh, good point.

Although I think that Fabio was bullshitting with the "waiting" issue (a medium rare meat does not turn overcooked in a few minutes if it was cooked properly), you could see some evidence of it with Jeff's sorbet melting.


Vortex - Jan 29, 2009 6:45:30 am PST #7832 of 23273
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Also, hot ceviche is bullshit. That was a shrimp salad with lime juice. The point of it being ceviche is that the shrimp is cooked in the acid, not on a damned stove. They both screwed the pooch on that one, but Josie's tasted better.


Kathy A - Jan 29, 2009 7:01:08 am PST #7833 of 23273
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Fabio was bullshitting with the "waiting" issue

Any cook knows that there is carry-over cooking happening with meat and factors that into the cooking time of the dish. That was pure bs he was spouting and he deservedly got whacked around for it.