I am not...I am not the damsel in distress. I am not some case. I have to work this. I've lived in a cave for 5 years in a world where they killed my kind like cattle. I am not going to be cut down by some monster flu. I am better than that. What a wonder...how very scared I am.

Fred ,'A Hole in the World'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


Jessica - Jan 28, 2009 6:37:47 pm PST #7814 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Also in the blogs. Tom said calling this team the "All-Stars" was a stretch, and he was so VERY right.

Yes, but calling it the "People Who Have Free Time Instead Of Restaurants" team wouldn't have fit on the jerseys.


victor infante - Jan 28, 2009 6:44:49 pm PST #7815 of 23273
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Yes, but calling it the "People Who Have Free Time Instead Of Restaurants" team wouldn't have fit on the jerseys

Heh. Jessica shoots and scores.


le nubian - Jan 28, 2009 6:51:58 pm PST #7816 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

no shit. that is funny.


sumi - Jan 28, 2009 8:13:29 pm PST #7817 of 23273
Art Crawl!!!

Hee.

I suspected that Jeff was getting the loser edit when everytime he was speaking the signal for bravo would break up.

Seeing Stefan lose to Andrea was sweet.


sumi - Jan 28, 2009 8:15:23 pm PST #7818 of 23273
Art Crawl!!!

Oh, and it was also very nice to see Carla win.


Vortex - Jan 28, 2009 9:23:31 pm PST #7819 of 23273
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Yes, it was. I think I like her, but she's a "small dose" kind of person.

And, nice to see that Spike is still a douchebag (and how much did I love the scorecard - Top Chef 5 v. Douches) I feel validated for not eating in his restaurant even though I walked by it the other day.


le nubian - Jan 29, 2009 2:35:45 am PST #7820 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Carla has definitely grown on me. Some of the stuff she says makes me laugh out loud. Not quite as loudly as "monkey butt stuffed with fried bananas", but still.


lisah - Jan 29, 2009 5:15:57 am PST #7821 of 23273
Punishingly Intricate

Carla actually didn't bug me this episode. I think because she really stepped up and was confident. I loved her reaction to her win!

I don't usually subscribe to the producer intervention conspiracy theories, but Fabio hasn't cooked anything really good in a LONG time.

Yeah I love him, of course, but he hasn't been actually cooking well in a while.


Vortex - Jan 29, 2009 5:54:13 am PST #7822 of 23273
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

True, but other people have cooked bad stuff, so he's skated by.

Jeff doesn't know how to edit. He does too much, and all of it is okay, instead of doing a few things well.


Jessica - Jan 29, 2009 5:56:51 am PST #7823 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Jeff doesn't know how to edit. He does too much, and all of it is okay, instead of doing a few things well.

Yup. There's always one of that type, it seems. And they always do well until midseason because when there are 4 things on a plate, one of them will almost always be better than someone else's 1 mistake.