You know what really gets me? Is how many of these stylists have the uuuuugliest hair, themselves. Seriously, you got ugly hair? You're not touching mine.

Wow, that Vicki chick really needs a Xanax. Jesus, I would have smacked her.

Daniel is really cute. Meredith's hair confuses me. Oh, I like Matt, too.

I feel sorry for the folks cutting hair for this challenge. What a bunch of yatches those OC Housewives are. Most of them have long, stringy, skanky hair. Get rid of it! Shorten it up, sassify it! Get healthy hair back, fer crying out loud.

I feel awful for Gayle (Gail?) -- the one whose client wouldn't let her cut it at all. The woman's hair looks like a rat's nest. Stringy, broken, and overdyed.

Charlie is pretty funny, too. I think I like him almost as much as Daniel.

I will say the daughters weren't as horrific as the moms, at least.

I feel sorry for the folks cutting hair for this challenge. What a bunch of yatches those OC Housewives are. Most of them have long, stringy, skanky hair. Get rid of it! Shorten it up, sassify it! Get healthy hair back, fer crying out loud.

It bears repeating. And that one poor woman wound up in the B3 because the crazy fool with the absolute worst hair of the bunch refused to cut even one scraggly inch of it! Really?

I thought the woman who got Jeana should've won because her hair was a hot mess. It looked like a reddish orange scrub brush and the after was shiny, silky and fantastic. How could she not win?

That was Nicole. And I thought she should have won it.

oh, my God, this Kim Vo person is a nightmare! he looks plastic. And when he laughs/smiles, the top half of his face turns into a line.

Isn't he scary? I miss Judge Sally, and the other guy.

I'm really torn on that routine. I liked it, Mia really pushes the envelope with some of the stuff she choreographs and that was cool. But, I think too much of the routine relied on the mattress. Dancing is done on the floor. There was no pair work to speak of. Still, I liked it. I thought they performed it with passion and grace. Yet. Yet. Argh! I don't know that I'd vote for it, despite the fact it was excellent and I'm afraid the voting public will feel the same way.

Very much this.

Also, for those at home keeping score:
Kherington: 5
High Heel Shoes: 0

So, I was very excited to see 55 posts here tonight before I started watching, and then I was watching the show, and my friend Rachel came by, and we ended up going to dinner, and I was like "Ack! Now I have to wait to see what people say!"

I'm sorry, was there dancing? I was completely distracted by Will's insanely, smoking hot body. GOOD LORD!!

Amen!!!

I really want Thayne gone, just because every time he smiles, I see his gums and they scare me.

Also, someone in costuming hates Matt, because his outfit in the hiphop, with the white suit?? Just made him seem even MORE whiteboy than he already is. Which is pretty damn whiteboy.

And their mambo was SO WHITE. It had no soul. It had no hips. There was no fire. I was like "My god, have you two never had any sex in your entire LIVES??? Or even made OUT with someone? JESUS!"

Someone in the costume department DOES love Mark. Because he needs to LIVE in a suit. But I felt bad for Chelsie, because she looked like she was wearing somethign a 90 year old rich woman who loves her 13 poodles should wear. Or possibly who is WEARING her 13 poodles. OMG.

I liked both of Mia's pieces, but I wanted the bed one to be longer--I felt like it would tell a better story if she had the whole song. And i felt like throwing actual rose petals was a little cheesy. I liked the actual dancing of the other one better, but I like when there's a story, and the bed one had more of a story.

I HATE Benji's West Coast Swings. I didn't like the one he choreographed last year either. West Coast Swing, when done NORMALLY? Is SEXY AS FUCK. When he choreographs it? It's weird. The stuff he danced season 2 was good, but when he does it for other people it just looks weird. I don't get it.

Although I'm crying a little on the inside when I think about Evan from the Top 20 doing that number. Crying

OMG, the guy who did the 40s routine with the hat?? He would be HOT.

I was very excited to see Kherington (a) do a routine in shoes and (b) do a routine where she wasn't smiling, but I was a little disappointed that that paso doble didn't seem to have a lot of paso doble, and had more tricks and cape swirling and less actual dancing, it seemed.