Kelsey (Kelly? Really Perky One)

I've dubbed her Tracy Flick and I don't think I'll ever be able to see her as anything but Tracy Flick.

I've dubbed her Tracy Flick and I don't think I'll ever be able to see her as anything but Tracy Flick.

PERFECT. Also, now I want to watch that movie again.

I think it is Kelsey.

Rumor has it that TC5 is going to be filmed in NYC.

I'd just like to say a gianormous "Whooo!" that Jen is gone. Though that might have removed my one reason for finishing out this season of Hell's Kitchen. What a train wreck.

No kidding. I'm actually surprised she lasted quite this long.

Sounds like the dirty pig Petrozza might be the one to win this thing.

I know!

And it's interesting that in the show Gordon tells the chefs that they will be executive chef at the new restaurant but the advertising for the show says something else.

SO glad Jen is gone! She seemed to be a competent cook, although not consistently, but her attitude and ability to work with people needs a lot of work. And I was wondering if Petrozza might turn out to be the winner simply through not making any of the mistakes that others have been making (Christina - don't burn the food OR the chef!)

I was reminded that Petrozza was the individual responsible for the hen in the pumpkin during the first episode.

Wow.

Fox Reality is going to air Long Way Down - did somebody mention that it was already out on dvd?

SYTYCD:

Cat’s black dress looks almost sedate 'til you get down to the bottom.

Courtney looked really Lauren-ish during her intro dance with the green nightie and the hair. That is not a compliment.

Thayne looked blazing hot. When did that happen?

Suzie looked like the crazy, slutty big sister on a bad 80's Married with Children knock off, as usual.

Chelsea #1 continued to be a sex bomb.

And Mark calls the eye even in a crowd.

Cat continues to be the adorable-est host ever walking through the Soul Train line!

And our guest judge tonight? Mia! Hello, crazy.

Mia as a white blonde? Hmm. I'm kind of feeling it. And how much do I love that she is hating on dancers already?

Mary looks like a Vegas madam.

Dancers:

Thayne and Chelsea – Thayne is way, way, way over the top. Please take it down. He’s Jim Carrey-esque. But they're very cute together. Mandy Moore! Woooooooo! Well, I thought they killed the choreography, such as there was of it. Did not like the choreo at all. I totally disagree with Mia. The concept was dookie. And the choreography was really too simple. There was nothing to it. Agreed with Nigel that the costumes also were not great. Overall, not great. But I don’t think it was their fault. And I guess I have to retract my "woo" for Mandy Moore. Poorly done. It's the first routine of hers, maybe ever on the show, that I haven't really liked.

Mark and Chelsie – Oh, how I hate Alex Dasilva. He’s just a box of tricks. Mark is so, so pretty. Ok, I loooooovvvved that! That may be my favorite Argentine Tango ever on the show. They were smoking together. So, so sexy. Chelsie has a ridiculous rack, y’all. Ok, back to the dancing. I adored it. Adored it. I have nothing bad to say. Mark getting down into that deep plie in second? Oh my lord! And her legs and feet remain insane. They are by far my favorite couple. Oh, also, props where due to Alex. I still hate him for the most part as a choreographer, but that routine was on point.

And a commercial for ABDC! Ha! Challenge.

Jessica and Will – Y’all, Will is beautiful. Cicely and Olisa make their triumphant return. Please have them on the judges panel again? Mo’ fiyah. Oh, they bring the crazy like few others. OK, who is Nicole sleeping with? Well, the choreo was really fun. And I thought Will smashed it. Jessica makes no impression whatsoever as a dancer. She’s like dance wallpaper. Mia thinks he’s so good that he’s just blowing her off the stage. Well, maybe. But I also just think Jessica's not a very good dancer. And they have absolutely no connection as a couple. He’s tremendous, but I hope the judges ease up on the pimping. That could come back to bite him in the ass.