Played with Kaylee. Sun came out, and I walked on my feet and heard with my ears. I ate the bits, the bits stayed down, and I work. I function like I'm a girl. I hate it because I know it'll go away. The sun goes dark and chaos has come again. Bits. Fluids. What am I?!

River ,'War Stories'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


kat perez - Mar 03, 2010 7:30:39 pm PST #12934 of 23273
"We have trust issues." Mylar

kat perez - Mar 03, 2010 7:40:04 pm PST #12935 of 23273
"We have trust issues." Mylar

kat perez - Mar 03, 2010 8:15:55 pm PST #12936 of 23273
"We have trust issues." Mylar

Lily/A Change Gone Come - She wasn't nearly as good as Crystal. The judges, except Simon, overpraised. It was an OK version of a song that was done much better just last season by Adam.

Katelyn/The Scientist - Oooh. It's the only Coldplay song I love unreservedly. I agreed that the arrangement was a little annoying, but I felt she laid down one of the best vocals of the night. Same as she did last week. This girl might be a comer.

Paige/Walk Away - You're not Kelly and I don't like you and your colored contacts.

Siobahn/Think - You're not Aretha, but I like you. Go sit in the corner and consider what you've done.

I'm so over this season. Mamasox and. . . yeah, that's about it. I suppose Lily and Siobahn can tag along because at least they're not boring. Katelyn can come because at least she can sing. Everyone else is dismissed.


flea - Mar 04, 2010 3:37:48 am PST #12937 of 23273
information libertarian

I'm oddly feeling less interested about the girls than the boys at this point, which is weird since the girls are pretty clearly overall more talented. The only ones I am really fond of are Mamasox and Katie the 17 year old (though I agree she has song choice problems and is all wrong for this show, I just *like* her.) I think Lilly White Hair is interesting but she feels incredibly artificial to me, and I hate what she does to songs. (I hated what Adam Lambert did to that song too. People, there are some songs that I do NOT want to hear "your version" of, no matter how gifted you are. That is one of the top 3.)

Siobhan is indeed, as Simon put is, a very strange person. That outfit alone could keep me wondering for days. If I have to pick one more for my top 5 it's Paige, I guess. But Paige and the rest of the girls just seem so DUMB. Paige is fun and giggly and dumb, and Katelyn is a good singer but female-objectification-pants and dumb, and Michelle is not that good and dumb, and Didi sang that song SO WHINY, and Lacey's song was cute but there's nothing really there, and Haeley is a FESTIVAL OF DUMB and PITCHY.


flea - Mar 04, 2010 3:41:39 am PST #12938 of 23273
information libertarian

OH god why am I listening to Lilly murder this song again? Why? I need to get to Youtube for some Sam Cooke, stat!


msbelle - Mar 04, 2010 3:42:41 am PST #12939 of 23273
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

festival of dumb = awesome band name


le nubian - Mar 04, 2010 4:00:56 pm PST #12940 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

what's with all these people of color getting eliminated on AI in the first 2 weeks? I don't get it.


Jessica - Mar 04, 2010 4:27:36 pm PST #12941 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Nice, Survivor! I am loving this season a LOT.


brenda m - Mar 04, 2010 4:38:53 pm PST #12942 of 23273
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I just got home so I'm only a few minutes in but oh holy god, Tyson's come to Jesus with Coach was exceptional.


kat perez - Mar 04, 2010 6:08:44 pm PST #12943 of 23273
"We have trust issues." Mylar

OMG, the group sing on AI tonight is particularly cracktastic. It's soooo bad. When will it stop. The two white mullet boys screaming out "Move it, move it". Big Mike almost taking one of the anynomous fools hand off high fiving it while they all rap. Todrick and some other fool jumping off the sofa. Can't sing Haeley in some Pocahontas feathers and black, sequined leggings. The fact that they let them sing/rap every awful bit of this Black Eyed Peas crap except, for some unknown reason, "L'chaim". I can't stop laughing. That's the funniest shit I've ever seen.

Why will Fantasia's back up dancer not go home? Not that John Park was any good or anything, but really, America? Really? Il Divo must not reach top 12. For real.

And booting off the onesie clad church singer instead of Andrew Garcia was the least suspenseful boot of all times. And God? Still in the tub. This kid was such a disappointment.

And now I have to sit through Frikkin' Gokey? Oh, hell to the naw. Idol is killing me softly, y'all.

Any of the bottom 4 girls could've gone, so I'm fine with losing Haeley and the Michelle. Lacey is a sure next boot. I still think Didi can knock off Paige for the last girls spot in top 12.

Best guess girls top 12: Mamasox, Lily, Siobahn, Katelyn, Katie and Didi.

Best guess boys top 12: Andrew, Lee, D'Archie 2.0, Big Mike and the two mulleted boys.