I just got home so I'm only a few minutes in but oh holy god, Tyson's come to Jesus with Coach was exceptional.

OMG, the group sing on AI tonight is particularly cracktastic. It's soooo bad. When will it stop. The two white mullet boys screaming out "Move it, move it". Big Mike almost taking one of the anynomous fools hand off high fiving it while they all rap. Todrick and some other fool jumping off the sofa. Can't sing Haeley in some Pocahontas feathers and black, sequined leggings. The fact that they let them sing/rap every awful bit of this Black Eyed Peas crap except, for some unknown reason, "L'chaim". I can't stop laughing. That's the funniest shit I've ever seen.

Why will Fantasia's back up dancer not go home? Not that John Park was any good or anything, but really, America? Really? Il Divo must not reach top 12. For real.

And booting off the onesie clad church singer instead of Andrew Garcia was the least suspenseful boot of all times. And God? Still in the tub. This kid was such a disappointment.

And now I have to sit through Frikkin' Gokey? Oh, hell to the naw. Idol is killing me softly, y'all.

Any of the bottom 4 girls could've gone, so I'm fine with losing Haeley and the Michelle. Lacey is a sure next boot. I still think Didi can knock off Paige for the last girls spot in top 12.

Best guess girls top 12: Mamasox, Lily, Siobahn, Katelyn, Katie and Didi.

Best guess boys top 12: Andrew, Lee, D'Archie 2.0, Big Mike and the two mulleted boys.

I also loved Tyson telling Coach, basically, just not to be such a huge douche. And Coach passionately saying I must be true to my douchey nature.

James may have anger issues, but when he's covered in oil? Niiiiiice.

Trying to split votes NEVER WORKS, people.

Great episode!

Nice, Survivor! I am loving this season a LOT.

So much this. Even though it leaves who it leaves.

Could there be anything funnier than watching Cowboy Casey sing "I Got a Feeling?" Love!

I also loved Tyson telling Coach, basically, just not to be such a huge douche. And Coach passionately saying I must be true to my douchey nature.

Ooh, I clearly need to go back and Hulu the first act. I jumped in late b/c I was re-setting all my season passes and didn't think to program Survivor in FIRST.

Jessica, it was so awesome. He started out with "I'm going to tell you some things you don't necessarily want to hear" to an already crying Coach and then said "Don't wear a feather to Tribal Council. Stop telling your stories - no one believes them. Do your tai chi where no one can see."

That's as near to verbatim as I can manage without going back to the tape. Seriously unbelievable.

The best part was the look on Coach's face when Tyson went from "I'll coach you through this" to "I'm going to tell you some things you don't necessarily want to hear". Total wonderment that he might need to change something.

PR: Can they even pretend at this point that prior performance doesn't count, because, seriously, Emilio should have gone home for that nasty piece of work.

Is anyone else really tired of Mila at this point? I'm glad she didn't win in the end. Jay's outfit was incredible.

Watched. That was some good teevee. I almost felt bad for Coach!