Every planet has its own weird customs. About a year before we met, I spent six weeks on a moon where the principal form of recreation was juggling geese. My hand to God. Baby geese. Goslings. They were juggled.

Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


Jessica - Mar 04, 2010 4:27:36 pm PST #12941 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Nice, Survivor! I am loving this season a LOT.


brenda m - Mar 04, 2010 4:38:53 pm PST #12942 of 23273
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I just got home so I'm only a few minutes in but oh holy god, Tyson's come to Jesus with Coach was exceptional.


kat perez - Mar 04, 2010 6:08:44 pm PST #12943 of 23273
"We have trust issues." Mylar

OMG, the group sing on AI tonight is particularly cracktastic. It's soooo bad. When will it stop. The two white mullet boys screaming out "Move it, move it". Big Mike almost taking one of the anynomous fools hand off high fiving it while they all rap. Todrick and some other fool jumping off the sofa. Can't sing Haeley in some Pocahontas feathers and black, sequined leggings. The fact that they let them sing/rap every awful bit of this Black Eyed Peas crap except, for some unknown reason, "L'chaim". I can't stop laughing. That's the funniest shit I've ever seen.

Why will Fantasia's back up dancer not go home? Not that John Park was any good or anything, but really, America? Really? Il Divo must not reach top 12. For real.

And booting off the onesie clad church singer instead of Andrew Garcia was the least suspenseful boot of all times. And God? Still in the tub. This kid was such a disappointment.

And now I have to sit through Frikkin' Gokey? Oh, hell to the naw. Idol is killing me softly, y'all.

Any of the bottom 4 girls could've gone, so I'm fine with losing Haeley and the Michelle. Lacey is a sure next boot. I still think Didi can knock off Paige for the last girls spot in top 12.

Best guess girls top 12: Mamasox, Lily, Siobahn, Katelyn, Katie and Didi.

Best guess boys top 12: Andrew, Lee, D'Archie 2.0, Big Mike and the two mulleted boys.


Scrappy - Mar 04, 2010 8:17:39 pm PST #12944 of 23273
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I also loved Tyson telling Coach, basically, just not to be such a huge douche. And Coach passionately saying I must be true to my douchey nature.

James may have anger issues, but when he's covered in oil? Niiiiiice.

Trying to split votes NEVER WORKS, people.

Great episode!


megan walker - Mar 04, 2010 8:21:05 pm PST #12945 of 23273
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Nice, Survivor! I am loving this season a LOT.

So much this. Even though it leaves who it leaves.


flea - Mar 05, 2010 3:17:04 am PST #12946 of 23273
information libertarian

Could there be anything funnier than watching Cowboy Casey sing "I Got a Feeling?" Love!


Jessica - Mar 05, 2010 3:24:19 am PST #12947 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I also loved Tyson telling Coach, basically, just not to be such a huge douche. And Coach passionately saying I must be true to my douchey nature.

Ooh, I clearly need to go back and Hulu the first act. I jumped in late b/c I was re-setting all my season passes and didn't think to program Survivor in FIRST.


brenda m - Mar 05, 2010 4:06:31 am PST #12948 of 23273
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Jessica, it was so awesome. He started out with "I'm going to tell you some things you don't necessarily want to hear" to an already crying Coach and then said "Don't wear a feather to Tribal Council. Stop telling your stories - no one believes them. Do your tai chi where no one can see."

That's as near to verbatim as I can manage without going back to the tape. Seriously unbelievable.


megan walker - Mar 05, 2010 6:00:51 am PST #12949 of 23273
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

The best part was the look on Coach's face when Tyson went from "I'll coach you through this" to "I'm going to tell you some things you don't necessarily want to hear". Total wonderment that he might need to change something.


megan walker - Mar 05, 2010 6:03:18 am PST #12950 of 23273
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

PR: Can they even pretend at this point that prior performance doesn't count, because, seriously, Emilio should have gone home for that nasty piece of work.

Is anyone else really tired of Mila at this point? I'm glad she didn't win in the end. Jay's outfit was incredible.