Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


kat perez - Aug 19, 2009 2:43:20 pm PDT #10390 of 23273
"We have trust issues." Mylar

Especially the girl with the half shaved head. The combo of the half shaved head and the cowboy hat is just . . . no.

And seriously, what is going on with young R&B wannabe divas and the shaved head anyway? First Cassie did it and then Solange. And Rhianna is always half way playing around with a fauxhawk. I just do not get it.

Lil Mama, on the other hand, has been fabulous rocking the high ponytail and this week the high ponytail with the side bang with a big old sausage curl. So fantastic.


Morgana - Aug 19, 2009 2:45:01 pm PDT #10391 of 23273
"I make mistakes, but I am on the side of Good," the Golux said, "by accident and happenchance.” – The 13 Clocks, James Thurber

I noticed that about Lil Mama too. Last season I think she was wearing a hat or hairpiece every episode. She's been looking good.


Jessica - Aug 19, 2009 3:11:43 pm PDT #10392 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

New Food Network show - What Would Brian Boitano Make?

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le nubian - Aug 19, 2009 4:37:02 pm PDT #10393 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Um, her mispronunciation of "ceviche" is driving me BATTY. I think I'm going to scream.


Frankenbuddha - Aug 19, 2009 4:42:28 pm PDT #10394 of 23273
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

OK, I already hate Mike. I'll laugh my ass off if he goes home today, but I suspect he's designated douchebag for this season.


le nubian - Aug 19, 2009 4:50:42 pm PDT #10395 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I cannot stand Mike. I want to kick him in the testicles.


le nubian - Aug 19, 2009 4:53:08 pm PDT #10396 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I love how much shit Wolfgang Puck talks. His comment about puree and baby food nearly choked me.


Frankenbuddha - Aug 19, 2009 4:58:12 pm PDT #10397 of 23273
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I cannot stand Mike. I want to kick him in the testicles.

Sing it!

Sadly, he got good marks on his food. Dammit. I think Jen is going to win it though. I'm already rooting for her since her mentor is Eric Ripert.


Nora Deirdre - Aug 19, 2009 4:58:46 pm PDT #10398 of 23273
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Wolfgang Puck is awesome- can we keep him? I hate, hate, hate Mike. Really? You can't wrap your head around a lady beating you at shucking clams? Life will be tough for you.

SEITAN REALLY?


Amy - Aug 19, 2009 5:00:27 pm PDT #10399 of 23273
Because books.

Yeah, he's a big UGH.

Wolfgang is wonderful.

And the brothers should be interesting.