Um, her mispronunciation of "ceviche" is driving me BATTY. I think I'm going to scream.
'Bring On The Night'
Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own
This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]
OK, I already hate Mike. I'll laugh my ass off if he goes home today, but I suspect he's designated douchebag for this season.
I cannot stand Mike. I want to kick him in the testicles.
I love how much shit Wolfgang Puck talks. His comment about puree and baby food nearly choked me.
I cannot stand Mike. I want to kick him in the testicles.
Sing it!
Sadly, he got good marks on his food. Dammit. I think Jen is going to win it though. I'm already rooting for her since her mentor is Eric Ripert.
Wolfgang Puck is awesome- can we keep him? I hate, hate, hate Mike. Really? You can't wrap your head around a lady beating you at shucking clams? Life will be tough for you.
SEITAN REALLY?
Yeah, he's a big UGH.
Wolfgang is wonderful.
And the brothers should be interesting.
Well, I was mostly right, but I didn't see the winner coming.
I wanted halibut lady to win so to rub Michael's nose in the fact that a GIRL BEAT HIM OMG.
The french dude's red ascot thing is strange and off-putting to me. Also, the weird chick that did the scallop-shrimp-overcomplicated-vice thing sounds EXACTLY like Mel from Flight of the Conchords.
Now to watch the Masters.
Masters is surprising me. Also making me really, really hungry.