No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


Morgana - Aug 19, 2009 2:45:01 pm PDT #10391 of 23273
"I make mistakes, but I am on the side of Good," the Golux said, "by accident and happenchance.” – The 13 Clocks, James Thurber

I noticed that about Lil Mama too. Last season I think she was wearing a hat or hairpiece every episode. She's been looking good.


Jessica - Aug 19, 2009 3:11:43 pm PDT #10392 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

New Food Network show - What Would Brian Boitano Make?

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le nubian - Aug 19, 2009 4:37:02 pm PDT #10393 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Um, her mispronunciation of "ceviche" is driving me BATTY. I think I'm going to scream.


Frankenbuddha - Aug 19, 2009 4:42:28 pm PDT #10394 of 23273
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

OK, I already hate Mike. I'll laugh my ass off if he goes home today, but I suspect he's designated douchebag for this season.


le nubian - Aug 19, 2009 4:50:42 pm PDT #10395 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I cannot stand Mike. I want to kick him in the testicles.


le nubian - Aug 19, 2009 4:53:08 pm PDT #10396 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I love how much shit Wolfgang Puck talks. His comment about puree and baby food nearly choked me.


Frankenbuddha - Aug 19, 2009 4:58:12 pm PDT #10397 of 23273
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I cannot stand Mike. I want to kick him in the testicles.

Sing it!

Sadly, he got good marks on his food. Dammit. I think Jen is going to win it though. I'm already rooting for her since her mentor is Eric Ripert.


Nora Deirdre - Aug 19, 2009 4:58:46 pm PDT #10398 of 23273
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Wolfgang Puck is awesome- can we keep him? I hate, hate, hate Mike. Really? You can't wrap your head around a lady beating you at shucking clams? Life will be tough for you.

SEITAN REALLY?


Amy - Aug 19, 2009 5:00:27 pm PDT #10399 of 23273
Because books.

Yeah, he's a big UGH.

Wolfgang is wonderful.

And the brothers should be interesting.


Frankenbuddha - Aug 19, 2009 5:21:04 pm PDT #10400 of 23273
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Well, I was mostly right, but I didn't see the winner coming.