Death is your art. You make it with your hands day after day. That final gasp, that look of peace. And part of you is desperate to know: What's it like? Where does it lead you? And now you see, that's the secret. Not the punch you didn't throw or the kicks you didn't land. She really wanted it. Every Slayer has a death wish. Even you.

Spike ,'Conversations with Dead People'


All Ogle, No Cash -- It's Not Just Annoying, It's Un-American

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Kassto - Jul 01, 2003 4:00:02 pm PDT #5441 of 9843
`He combed his hair, Put on a shirt that his mother made, And he went on the air...'

Fay, I was teasing. Just the way I was teased when I turned up on this board a month ago and was hurled a faggotload of sheep jokes. Which have some basis in truth (some 15 sheep to every person here) and some not (most people live in cities, away from said sheep). I'm sure the same is true of the English and their food.

And hey, can't remember when I last ate a salad or ran on the spot.

And before someone goes wah-wah at my use of the word ``faggot'', I mean it in the sense of ``a bundle of...''


evil jimi - Jul 01, 2003 4:05:58 pm PDT #5442 of 9843
Lurching from one disaster to the next.

My mother makes a suet pudding that is to die for. Of course, you can feel your arteries clogging with each mouthful but that's neither here nor there.


Madrigal Costello - Jul 01, 2003 4:10:27 pm PDT #5443 of 9843
It's a remora, dimwit.

I was told that it's more a case of the English being able to consume the fatty food in reasonable portions, and not super-sizing every single thing.


evil jimi - Jul 01, 2003 4:28:36 pm PDT #5444 of 9843
Lurching from one disaster to the next.

That sounds about right, Madrigal.

Australia/New Zealand/England vs USA has more to do with portion size than anything else. We basically all eat the same thing but yanks seem to eat more (or at least, are served more) than the rest of us.


Madrigal Costello - Jul 01, 2003 4:30:43 pm PDT #5445 of 9843
It's a remora, dimwit.

American restaurants are notorious for huge portion sizes, and making the primary part of any meal the one with the most fat. Any vegetables are either garnish, or in ketchup form.


evil jimi - Jul 01, 2003 4:36:44 pm PDT #5446 of 9843
Lurching from one disaster to the next.

Yeah. A friend, who travelled through the States for 3 months, said she got desperate for just an ordinary salad with her meal. Every time she ordered one, there seemed to be bacon pieces and all sorts of other saturated fat products. :(


erikaj - Jul 01, 2003 4:38:31 pm PDT #5447 of 9843
Always Anti-fascist!

Not always, but often enough.


Burrell - Jul 01, 2003 4:57:29 pm PDT #5448 of 9843
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Do not dis the bacon in the salad. Unless of course you are a vegetarian, in which case return said salad to the server.


Hil R. - Jul 01, 2003 5:11:22 pm PDT #5449 of 9843
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Un-baconed salads are much easier to get outside the South. I once went to a restaurant in Louisiana and tried to find something vegetarian on the menu. I went through every possible option on the menu and was told that every one of them had meat in some form. So I ordered a salad, and had to go through the whole list of dressings before finding one with no meat.

As for portion sizes, yeah. When I go out to eat here, I usually end up with enough leftovers for lunch and dinner the next day.


§ ita § - Jul 01, 2003 6:17:47 pm PDT #5450 of 9843
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You eat the salad, I'll eat the bacon.

Salad gross. Bacon nummy.