But a nut? Mixing nuts and chocolate is an abomination unto the food dogs. Which is why chocolate and peanut butter is blasphemy.
t Trudy recoils in horror
'Time Bomb'
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But a nut? Mixing nuts and chocolate is an abomination unto the food dogs. Which is why chocolate and peanut butter is blasphemy.
t Trudy recoils in horror
Truly, I can't understand why someone would bother with either Smarties or M&Ms if one had Malteasers handy.
M&M Chocolate Almonds. Mmmm.
According to Jilly Cooper, Malteasers are for rewarding your horse.
No, Maltesers are for letting melt slowly on your tongue.
What is a malteser she said, in the kind of pitiful tone she hoped would inspire a candy package, or at least, not inspire mocking...
Maltesers are yummy. And not good for horses, I wouldn't have thought.
What you use to delicately tickle the back of Mal's neck.
I'm on board.
Maltesers are milk chocolate wrapped around a crunchy malty centre. Not quite a biscuity centre, not quite a cinder toffee centre, just a crunchy light crisp sweet malty yummy Malteser centre.
Mmmmm chocolate....
Oh - like malted milk balls, non-un-Americans?
I love malted chocolatey things. Love.