Y'all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun? Now I'm not saying you weren't easy to find. It was kinda out of our way, and he didn't want to come in the first place. Man's lookin' to kill some folk. So really it's his will y'all should worry about thwarting.

Mal ,'Safe'


All Ogle, No Cash -- It's Not Just Annoying, It's Un-American

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amych - May 03, 2003 3:33:55 pm PDT #4397 of 9843
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

US Equivalent would be Whoppers. Speaking of which, mmmmmmmmm....


Burrell - May 03, 2003 3:35:21 pm PDT #4398 of 9843
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Maltesers are so much better than the malt balls in the US. I can't quite put my finger on why, but I think it's the chocolate coating.


Cindy - May 03, 2003 3:42:16 pm PDT #4399 of 9843
Nobody

amych - I was going to cite Whoppers, but after the beating M&Ms have taken from the Uns, I didn't dare.

I can't quite put my finger on why, but I think it's the chocolate coating.

It's always gotta be chocolate. Chocolate is life, lackbrain. Why do you think we eat it? It's what keeps you going. Makes you warm. Makes you hard. Makes you other than dead. 'Course it's the chocolate.

eta...

In recognition of the fact that a vague disclaimer is nobody's friend, I am stating quite clearly that Burrell is clearly NOT a lackbrain and I was just carried away by my chocoholism for a moment. Furthermore, if I thought Burrell to be a lackbrain, I never would have used that quote. But since she is so very clearly a havebrain, I figured it would be okay.


Fay - May 03, 2003 3:51:00 pm PDT #4400 of 9843
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

((((Buffistas)))))


Cindy - May 03, 2003 3:52:20 pm PDT #4401 of 9843
Nobody

Why is there hugging? We're going to die, aren't we?


Fay - May 03, 2003 4:02:57 pm PDT #4402 of 9843
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Just awash with random love of Buffistas there. In no way am I Tim. No, really.

(Bwahahahaha!)


Burrell - May 03, 2003 4:10:54 pm PDT #4403 of 9843
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

No worries, Cindy. These days, with the weird pregnancy-induced forgetfulness, I sometimes feel very much like a lackbrain.


Leigh - May 03, 2003 5:09:13 pm PDT #4404 of 9843
Nobody

But a nut? Mixing nuts and chocolate is an abomination unto the food dogs.

Ha! Which is why it's hard to find any kind of chocolate without the obligatory 'May contain traces of nuts' addendum. I think it's clear that the food dogs understand that chOcOlate&nUTs4EVA!!1!1 is the OTP of the food universe. I don't know WHAT sacred recipes texts you've been reading...

These days, with the weird pregnancy-induced forgetfulness

Pregnancy induces forgetfulness? Man, with the way my memory is already, if I ever get pregnant...well, it wouldn't be pretty.


Jars - May 03, 2003 5:17:00 pm PDT #4405 of 9843

Just butting in with my two cents of Smarties love. I got a Smarties Easer egg this year. For myself, admittedly, but still - yum. They should sell just orange Smarties, like the just black and red Wine Gums. Mmm...black and red. If any sweets are evil, it's the black and red Wine Gums.


Leigh - May 03, 2003 5:24:58 pm PDT #4406 of 9843
Nobody

I got a Smarties Easer egg this year

I got a Easter Bilby, which was great apart from the inevitable guilt that springs from gnawing on the head of an endangered animal, even if it *is* made out of chocolate.