I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.

Xander ,'First Date'


All Ogle, No Cash -- It's Not Just Annoying, It's Un-American

Discussion of episodes currently airing in Un-American locations (anything that's aired in Australia is fair game), as well as anything else the Un-Americans feel like talking about or we feel like asking them. Please use the show discussion threads for any current-season discussion.

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Cindy - May 03, 2003 3:27:55 pm PDT #4394 of 9843
Nobody

I'm on board.


Fay - May 03, 2003 3:29:40 pm PDT #4395 of 9843
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Maltesers are milk chocolate wrapped around a crunchy malty centre. Not quite a biscuity centre, not quite a cinder toffee centre, just a crunchy light crisp sweet malty yummy Malteser centre.

Mmmmm chocolate....


Cindy - May 03, 2003 3:31:45 pm PDT #4396 of 9843
Nobody

Oh - like malted milk balls, non-un-Americans?

I love malted chocolatey things. Love.


amych - May 03, 2003 3:33:55 pm PDT #4397 of 9843
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

US Equivalent would be Whoppers. Speaking of which, mmmmmmmmm....


Burrell - May 03, 2003 3:35:21 pm PDT #4398 of 9843
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Maltesers are so much better than the malt balls in the US. I can't quite put my finger on why, but I think it's the chocolate coating.


Cindy - May 03, 2003 3:42:16 pm PDT #4399 of 9843
Nobody

amych - I was going to cite Whoppers, but after the beating M&Ms have taken from the Uns, I didn't dare.

I can't quite put my finger on why, but I think it's the chocolate coating.

It's always gotta be chocolate. Chocolate is life, lackbrain. Why do you think we eat it? It's what keeps you going. Makes you warm. Makes you hard. Makes you other than dead. 'Course it's the chocolate.

eta...

In recognition of the fact that a vague disclaimer is nobody's friend, I am stating quite clearly that Burrell is clearly NOT a lackbrain and I was just carried away by my chocoholism for a moment. Furthermore, if I thought Burrell to be a lackbrain, I never would have used that quote. But since she is so very clearly a havebrain, I figured it would be okay.


Fay - May 03, 2003 3:51:00 pm PDT #4400 of 9843
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

((((Buffistas)))))


Cindy - May 03, 2003 3:52:20 pm PDT #4401 of 9843
Nobody

Why is there hugging? We're going to die, aren't we?


Fay - May 03, 2003 4:02:57 pm PDT #4402 of 9843
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Just awash with random love of Buffistas there. In no way am I Tim. No, really.

(Bwahahahaha!)


Burrell - May 03, 2003 4:10:54 pm PDT #4403 of 9843
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

No worries, Cindy. These days, with the weird pregnancy-induced forgetfulness, I sometimes feel very much like a lackbrain.