M&M Chocolate Almonds. Mmmm.
According to Jilly Cooper, Malteasers are for rewarding your horse.
Saffron: You won't tell anyone about me breaking down? Mal: I won't. Saffron: Then I won't tell anyone how easily I got your gun out of your holster. Mal: I'll take that as a kindness.
'Trash'
All Ogle, No Cash -- It's Not Just Annoying, It's Un-American
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Betsy HP - May 03, 2003 3:21:19 pm PDT #4389 of 9843
If I only had a brain...
§ ita § - May 03, 2003 3:23:21 pm PDT #4390 of 9843
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
No, Maltesers are for letting melt slowly on your tongue.
Cindy - May 03, 2003 3:26:47 pm PDT #4391 of 9843
Nobody
What is a malteser she said, in the kind of pitiful tone she hoped would inspire a candy package, or at least, not inspire mocking...
Fay - May 03, 2003 3:27:25 pm PDT #4392 of 9843
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Maltesers are yummy. And not good for horses, I wouldn't have thought.
Betsy HP - May 03, 2003 3:27:26 pm PDT #4393 of 9843
If I only had a brain...
What you use to delicately tickle the back of Mal's neck.
Cindy - May 03, 2003 3:27:55 pm PDT #4394 of 9843
Nobody
I'm on board.
Fay - May 03, 2003 3:29:40 pm PDT #4395 of 9843
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Maltesers are milk chocolate wrapped around a crunchy malty centre. Not quite a biscuity centre, not quite a cinder toffee centre, just a crunchy light crisp sweet malty yummy Malteser centre.
Mmmmm chocolate....
Cindy - May 03, 2003 3:31:45 pm PDT #4396 of 9843
Nobody
Oh - like malted milk balls, non-un-Americans?
I love malted chocolatey things. Love.
amych - May 03, 2003 3:33:55 pm PDT #4397 of 9843
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
US Equivalent would be Whoppers. Speaking of which, mmmmmmmmm....
Burrell - May 03, 2003 3:35:21 pm PDT #4398 of 9843
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Maltesers are so much better than the malt balls in the US. I can't quite put my finger on why, but I think it's the chocolate coating.