You could never stick a peanut in a Smartie.
If you'd said crispy, you'd have had me.
But a nut? Mixing nuts and chocolate is an abomination unto the food dogs. Which is why chocolate and peanut butter is blasphemy.
Julie, what are you still doing up?
It was just a driveby courtesy of my small bladder, moonlit. It's back to the bed that is better than any bed that is not my bed time for me now.
But a nut? Mixing nuts and chocolate is an abomination unto the food dogs. Which is why chocolate and peanut butter is blasphemy.
t Trudy recoils in horror
Truly, I can't understand why someone would bother with either Smarties or M&Ms if one had Malteasers handy.
M&M Chocolate Almonds. Mmmm.
According to Jilly Cooper, Malteasers are for rewarding your horse.
No, Maltesers are for letting melt slowly on your tongue.
What is a malteser she said, in the kind of pitiful tone she hoped would inspire a candy package, or at least, not inspire mocking...
Maltesers
are
yummy. And not good for horses, I wouldn't have thought.
What you use to delicately tickle the back of Mal's neck.
Maltesers are milk chocolate wrapped around a crunchy malty centre. Not quite a biscuity centre, not quite a cinder toffee centre, just a crunchy light crisp sweet malty yummy Malteser centre.
Mmmmm chocolate....