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All Ogle, No Cash -- It's Not Just Annoying, It's Un-American

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Julie - May 03, 2003 2:02:14 pm PDT #4383 of 9843

Is now the time to start trotting out my "I have been to M&M world and it was fucking great" stories?

Most of them end with the telephone conversation between the friend with whom I was in Vegas and the boy.

Her: "Three freaking floors of it."
Him: "sorry?!?!"
Her: "Three freaking floors"
Him: "No..."
Her: "Three. freaking. floors."
Him: "I heard"
Her: "Three! FREAKING! Floors!"
Him: "Now see? I never would have gone in in the first place."

I loved M&M world. They had the best tshirts (EVA!) and M&M's"® COLORWORKS® I've never seen a Smarties memorial to match it.

§ ita § - May 03, 2003 2:02:50 pm PDT #4384 of 9843

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You could never stick a peanut in a Smartie.

Another point in favour of the Smartie.

Cindy - May 03, 2003 2:05:45 pm PDT #4385 of 9843

Nobody

Another point in favour of the Smartie.

Here comes your ugly legume prejudice, rising to the surface. Tsk.

Next you'll be praising Hershey's kisses! Pah!

Not so much, unless they're pressed into the center of the peanut butter cookies my s-i-l T makes, which are to die for, in fact, they're enough to put up with T for.

Julie - May 03, 2003 2:07:11 pm PDT #4386 of 9843

You could never stick a peanut in a Smartie.

If you'd said crispy, you'd have had me.

But a nut? Mixing nuts and chocolate is an abomination unto the food dogs. Which is why chocolate and peanut butter is blasphemy.

Julie, what are you still doing up?

It was just a driveby courtesy of my small bladder, moonlit. It's back to the bed that is better than any bed that is not my bed time for me now.

Trudy Booth - May 03, 2003 2:15:58 pm PDT #4387 of 9843

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

But a nut? Mixing nuts and chocolate is an abomination unto the food dogs. Which is why chocolate and peanut butter is blasphemy.

t Trudy recoils in horror

Burrell - May 03, 2003 2:35:15 pm PDT #4388 of 9843

Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Truly, I can't understand why someone would bother with either Smarties or M&Ms if one had Malteasers handy.

Betsy HP - May 03, 2003 3:21:19 pm PDT #4389 of 9843

If I only had a brain...

M&M Chocolate Almonds. Mmmm.

According to Jilly Cooper, Malteasers are for rewarding your horse.

§ ita § - May 03, 2003 3:23:21 pm PDT #4390 of 9843

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

No, Maltesers are for letting melt slowly on your tongue.

Cindy - May 03, 2003 3:26:47 pm PDT #4391 of 9843

Nobody

What is a malteser she said, in the kind of pitiful tone she hoped would inspire a candy package, or at least, not inspire mocking...

Fay - May 03, 2003 3:27:25 pm PDT #4392 of 9843

"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Maltesers are yummy. And not good for horses, I wouldn't have thought.

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