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meara - Dec 28, 2012 7:14:38 am PST #5811 of 30001

I just remembered how much his dad will lose his shit if we don't get married in a church.

He'll get over it. I suspect my parents have seriously glossed over in their memories all the drama they caused during my sister's wedding (to the Old Black Muslim). Threatened to not come, etc....but in the end, no priest, no Catholocism, and they were there, paid for some of it, and these days act like he's just fine by them. (Insert serious eye-roll)

bon bon - Dec 28, 2012 7:15:33 am PST #5812 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

If he got over the divorce, and the up-shacking...

Steph L. - Dec 28, 2012 7:15:50 am PST #5813 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I wonder if you go to Vegas to elope, is there a Batman chapel? I would be so down for that.

Steph L. - Dec 28, 2012 7:18:14 am PST #5814 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

If he got over the divorce, and the up-shacking...

Heh. Fair point. I think in his mind, he's just biding his time and playing a long game to get us all Catholic and whatnot again.

I love how I started out lamenting that Tim didn't propose, and now I'm suddenly planning my drive-thru Vegas Batman non-Catholic elopement.

Lee - Dec 28, 2012 7:24:38 am PST #5815 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Hey, I can legally marry people! You could come to SF or meet me in Vegas and we can create our own BatChapel.

tommyrot - Dec 28, 2012 7:25:19 am PST #5816 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I wonder if you go to Vegas to elope, is there a Batman chapel? I would be so down for that.

I'd suggest calling an Elvis chapel and asking if they know Batman.

Hey, get married by Batman and Elvis!

(Friends of mine got married in Vegas by Elvis. It was lots of fun.)

-t - Dec 28, 2012 7:27:53 am PST #5817 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Not drive-thru but [link]

Steph L. - Dec 28, 2012 7:30:44 am PST #5818 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Hey, I can legally marry people! You could come to SF or meet me in Vegas and we can create our own BatChapel.

I should just present Tim with an itinerary and save him the trouble of proposing.

Monday, 8 am: Flight departs CVG
Monday, 10 am: Flight arrives SFO
Monday afternoon: Burritos on Valencia St.
Monday night: Buffista dance party
Tuesday morning: Yes, I packed your suit
Tuesday morning: Just put it on
Tuesday morning: Pick up Lee
Tuesday morning: Seriously, stop asking questions
Tuesday afternoon: VEGAS, BABY, VEGAS
Tuesday evening: Married by Lee with Batman as my flower girl (OH MY GOD IT WOULD BE PERFECT)
Tuesday evening: I told you to stop with the questions, the Joker is a fine ring-bearer

Steph L. - Dec 28, 2012 7:31:43 am PST #5819 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Not drive-thru but [link]

Ahahaha, that is awesome!

flea - Dec 28, 2012 7:31:44 am PST #5820 of 30001
information libertarian

mr. flea can marry people. I am not sure you could get him to agree to wear a Batman suit, though.

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