Hey, I can legally marry people! You could come to SF or meet me in Vegas and we can create our own BatChapel.
Jayne: There's times I think you don't take me seriously. I think that ought to change. Mal: Do you think it's likely to?
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Lee - Dec 28, 2012 7:24:38 am PST #5815 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
tommyrot - Dec 28, 2012 7:25:19 am PST #5816 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I wonder if you go to Vegas to elope, is there a Batman chapel? I would be so down for that.
I'd suggest calling an Elvis chapel and asking if they know Batman.
Hey, get married by Batman and Elvis!
(Friends of mine got married in Vegas by Elvis. It was lots of fun.)
-t - Dec 28, 2012 7:27:53 am PST #5817 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Not drive-thru but [link]
Steph L. - Dec 28, 2012 7:30:44 am PST #5818 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Hey, I can legally marry people! You could come to SF or meet me in Vegas and we can create our own BatChapel.
I should just present Tim with an itinerary and save him the trouble of proposing.
Monday, 8 am: Flight departs CVG
Monday, 10 am: Flight arrives SFO
Monday afternoon: Burritos on Valencia St.
Monday night: Buffista dance party
Tuesday morning: Yes, I packed your suit
Tuesday morning: Just put it on
Tuesday morning: Pick up Lee
Tuesday morning: Seriously, stop asking questions
Tuesday afternoon: VEGAS, BABY, VEGAS
Tuesday evening: Married by Lee with Batman as my flower girl (OH MY GOD IT WOULD BE PERFECT)
Tuesday evening: I told you to stop with the questions, the Joker is a fine ring-bearer
Steph L. - Dec 28, 2012 7:31:43 am PST #5819 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Not drive-thru but [link]
Ahahaha, that is awesome!
flea - Dec 28, 2012 7:31:44 am PST #5820 of 30001
information libertarian
mr. flea can marry people. I am not sure you could get him to agree to wear a Batman suit, though.
Strix - Dec 28, 2012 7:34:17 am PST #5821 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I just remembered how much his dad will lose his shit if we don't get married in a church.
Unless Tim feels really strongly about it, fuck it. And even if so, ain't nothing that stipulates you can't have a church wedding with you and Tim and a very, very tiny amount of people, in a dress that says, "PLEASE DON'T HUG THE BRIDE. SHINGLES!!"
Steph L. - Dec 28, 2012 7:35:55 am PST #5822 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
mr. flea can marry people.
!
I am not sure you could get him to agree to wear a Batman suit, though.
:(
YES, I EMOTICONNED.
Liese S. - Dec 28, 2012 7:37:14 am PST #5823 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Does he have to be on a ship to do it? (I know he doesn't, I just think maritime weddings are cool.) Think about it. A BATSHIP!
Steph L. - Dec 28, 2012 7:38:20 am PST #5824 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
This wedding will be SO RAD, y'all.
(For anyone who skimmed: NOT ENGAGED. Just being weird.)