If he got over the divorce, and the up-shacking...
Heh. Fair point. I think in his mind, he's just biding his time and playing a long game to get us all Catholic and whatnot again.
I love how I started out lamenting that Tim didn't propose, and now I'm suddenly planning my drive-thru Vegas Batman non-Catholic elopement.
Hey, I can legally marry people! You could come to SF or meet me in Vegas and we can create our own BatChapel.
I wonder if you go to Vegas to elope, is there a Batman chapel? I would be so down for that.
I'd suggest calling an Elvis chapel and asking if they know Batman.
Hey, get married by Batman
and
Elvis!
(Friends of mine got married in Vegas by Elvis. It was lots of fun.)
Not drive-thru but [link]
Hey, I can legally marry people! You could come to SF or meet me in Vegas and we can create our own BatChapel.
I should just present Tim with an itinerary and save him the trouble of proposing.
Monday, 8 am: Flight departs CVG
Monday, 10 am: Flight arrives SFO
Monday afternoon: Burritos on Valencia St.
Monday night: Buffista dance party
Tuesday morning: Yes, I packed your suit
Tuesday morning: Just put it on
Tuesday morning: Pick up Lee
Tuesday morning: Seriously, stop asking questions
Tuesday afternoon: VEGAS, BABY, VEGAS
Tuesday evening: Married by Lee with Batman as my flower girl (OH MY GOD IT WOULD BE PERFECT)
Tuesday evening: I told you to stop with the questions, the Joker is a fine ring-bearer
Not drive-thru but [link]
Ahahaha, that is awesome!
mr. flea can marry people. I am not sure you could get him to agree to wear a Batman suit, though.
I just remembered how much his dad will lose his shit if we don't get married in a church.
Unless Tim feels really strongly about it, fuck it. And even if so, ain't nothing that stipulates you can't have a church wedding with you and Tim and a very, very tiny amount of people, in a dress that says, "PLEASE DON'T HUG THE BRIDE. SHINGLES!!"
Does he have to be on a ship to do it? (I know he doesn't, I just think maritime weddings are cool.) Think about it. A BATSHIP!