Can't even shout, Can't even cry. The Gentlemen are coming by. Looking in windows, knocking on doors. They need to take seven, and they might take yours. Can't call to mom, can't say a word. You're gonna die screaming but you won't be heard.

Dream Girl ,'Bring On The Night'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - Dec 28, 2012 7:30:44 am PST #5818 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Hey, I can legally marry people! You could come to SF or meet me in Vegas and we can create our own BatChapel.

I should just present Tim with an itinerary and save him the trouble of proposing.

Monday, 8 am: Flight departs CVG
Monday, 10 am: Flight arrives SFO
Monday afternoon: Burritos on Valencia St.
Monday night: Buffista dance party
Tuesday morning: Yes, I packed your suit
Tuesday morning: Just put it on
Tuesday morning: Pick up Lee
Tuesday morning: Seriously, stop asking questions
Tuesday afternoon: VEGAS, BABY, VEGAS
Tuesday evening: Married by Lee with Batman as my flower girl (OH MY GOD IT WOULD BE PERFECT)
Tuesday evening: I told you to stop with the questions, the Joker is a fine ring-bearer


Steph L. - Dec 28, 2012 7:31:43 am PST #5819 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Not drive-thru but [link]

Ahahaha, that is awesome!


flea - Dec 28, 2012 7:31:44 am PST #5820 of 30001
information libertarian

mr. flea can marry people. I am not sure you could get him to agree to wear a Batman suit, though.


Strix - Dec 28, 2012 7:34:17 am PST #5821 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I just remembered how much his dad will lose his shit if we don't get married in a church.

Unless Tim feels really strongly about it, fuck it. And even if so, ain't nothing that stipulates you can't have a church wedding with you and Tim and a very, very tiny amount of people, in a dress that says, "PLEASE DON'T HUG THE BRIDE. SHINGLES!!"


Steph L. - Dec 28, 2012 7:35:55 am PST #5822 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

mr. flea can marry people.

!

I am not sure you could get him to agree to wear a Batman suit, though.

:(

YES, I EMOTICONNED.


Liese S. - Dec 28, 2012 7:37:14 am PST #5823 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Does he have to be on a ship to do it? (I know he doesn't, I just think maritime weddings are cool.) Think about it. A BATSHIP!


Steph L. - Dec 28, 2012 7:38:20 am PST #5824 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

This wedding will be SO RAD, y'all.

(For anyone who skimmed: NOT ENGAGED. Just being weird.)


Strix - Dec 28, 2012 7:40:40 am PST #5825 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Also, when we were thinking wedding/reception, we wanted our friend, who has a black belt and does a WICKED good Iron Chef, to marry us.

Secret ingredient! LOVE!

Hee. My wedding would have been so geeky. Le sigh.


Strix - Dec 28, 2012 7:42:07 am PST #5826 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I want to go to Tep's not-getting-married-yet-Bat-Flea-Ship wedding...


Liese S. - Dec 28, 2012 7:42:28 am PST #5827 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

The SO was the opposite of slow in proposing. We'd known each other about three weeks when he went down on one knee in the piano house and proposed. (The piano house was the practice facility on campus. It was just an old house, with old pianos in every room. We were there more or less constantly and broke in all the time. Sometimes the security guard would just leave it unlocked for us.) I loved that place.

I, in classic INFP form, said, "Uh....I think so!"

The only reason we had a year of sekrit engagement was that I had just turned seventeen at the time.