Hey, I can legally marry people! You could come to SF or meet me in Vegas and we can create our own BatChapel.
I should just present Tim with an itinerary and save him the trouble of proposing.
Monday, 8 am: Flight departs CVG
Monday, 10 am: Flight arrives SFO
Monday afternoon: Burritos on Valencia St.
Monday night: Buffista dance party
Tuesday morning: Yes, I packed your suit
Tuesday morning: Just put it on
Tuesday morning: Pick up Lee
Tuesday morning: Seriously, stop asking questions
Tuesday afternoon: VEGAS, BABY, VEGAS
Tuesday evening: Married by Lee with Batman as my flower girl (OH MY GOD IT WOULD BE PERFECT)
Tuesday evening: I told you to stop with the questions, the Joker is a fine ring-bearer
Not drive-thru but [link]
Ahahaha, that is awesome!
mr. flea can marry people. I am not sure you could get him to agree to wear a Batman suit, though.
I just remembered how much his dad will lose his shit if we don't get married in a church.
Unless Tim feels really strongly about it, fuck it. And even if so, ain't nothing that stipulates you can't have a church wedding with you and Tim and a very, very tiny amount of people, in a dress that says, "PLEASE DON'T HUG THE BRIDE. SHINGLES!!"
Does he have to be on a ship to do it? (I know he doesn't, I just think maritime weddings are cool.) Think about it. A BATSHIP!
This wedding will be SO RAD, y'all.
(For anyone who skimmed: NOT ENGAGED. Just being weird.)
Also, when we were thinking wedding/reception, we wanted our friend, who has a black belt and does a WICKED good Iron Chef, to marry us.
Secret ingredient! LOVE!
Hee. My wedding would have been so geeky. Le sigh.
I want to go to Tep's not-getting-married-yet-Bat-Flea-Ship wedding...
The SO was the opposite of slow in proposing. We'd known each other about three weeks when he went down on one knee in the piano house and proposed. (The piano house was the practice facility on campus. It was just an old house, with old pianos in every room. We were there more or less constantly and broke in all the time. Sometimes the security guard would just leave it unlocked for us.) I loved that place.
I, in classic INFP form, said, "Uh....I think so!"
The only reason we had a year of sekrit engagement was that I had just turned seventeen at the time.