Angel: I can stay in town as long as you want me. Buffy: How's forever? Does forever work for you?

'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Feb 19, 2012 5:46:06 pm PST #22895 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I vaguely recall that.


shrift - Feb 19, 2012 5:46:21 pm PST #22896 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I accidentally clicked on the wrong thing when working on my taxes, and then had to undo everything in order to get TaxAct to let me efile my federal return for free. I also filed my state return for free because I hate paying to file my damn taxes. And in between the two I tried to work out my rage by angrily cleaning the bathroom.

I made a ton of chicken and lentil soup yesterday and a ton of green curry chicken today, so I don't need to cook again for... a while?


DavidS - Feb 19, 2012 5:49:47 pm PST #22897 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

so I don't need to cook again for... a while?

Until you want pork?


shrift - Feb 19, 2012 5:54:28 pm PST #22898 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Man, I had pork at brunch!

Where I may also have terrorized some nicely dressed fiftysomethings when I pumped my fist in the air and said, "Yeah, we get it. Yay, cock." In my defense, we were discussing bachelorette party gear at the time.


tommyrot - Feb 19, 2012 5:57:11 pm PST #22899 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Now I'm earwormed with "We Got The Beat", except with "beat" replaced by "cock".


billytea - Feb 19, 2012 6:01:17 pm PST #22900 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Now I'm earwormed with "We Got The Beat", except with "beat" replaced by "cock".

Other songs demanding replacement:

"The Beat Goes On"
"Dr Beat"
"Beat It"


tommyrot - Feb 19, 2012 6:09:13 pm PST #22901 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The band Meat Beat Manifesto would now become the even more disturbing Meat Cock Manifesto.

On a scale of 10 to negative infinity, how bad of a pickup line is, "Hey baby, I've got a meat cock!"


sarameg - Feb 19, 2012 6:20:36 pm PST #22902 of 30001

Just discovered Pumpkin's got all pink pads but for one black one. And she lost her spare collar AGAIN, and I really hope I didn't flush it.


billytea - Feb 19, 2012 6:20:38 pm PST #22903 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

On a scale of 10 to negative infinity, how bad of a pickup line is, "Hey baby, I've got a meat cock!"

I would give it points for enthusiasm. And for being less disturbing than the alternative.


DavidS - Feb 19, 2012 6:37:23 pm PST #22904 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

The band Meat Beat Manifesto would now become the even more disturbing Meat Cock Manifesto.

Opens at the Republican National Convention.