so I don't need to cook again for... a while?
Until you want pork?
That's insane troll logic!
Xander ,'Showtime'
Natter 69: Practically names itself.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
DavidS - Feb 19, 2012 5:49:47 pm PST #22897 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
shrift - Feb 19, 2012 5:54:28 pm PST #22898 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Man, I had pork at brunch!
Where I may also have terrorized some nicely dressed fiftysomethings when I pumped my fist in the air and said, "Yeah, we get it. Yay, cock." In my defense, we were discussing bachelorette party gear at the time.
tommyrot - Feb 19, 2012 5:57:11 pm PST #22899 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Now I'm earwormed with "We Got The Beat", except with "beat" replaced by "cock".
billytea - Feb 19, 2012 6:01:17 pm PST #22900 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Now I'm earwormed with "We Got The Beat", except with "beat" replaced by "cock".
Other songs demanding replacement:
"The Beat Goes On"
"Dr Beat"
"Beat It"
tommyrot - Feb 19, 2012 6:09:13 pm PST #22901 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
The band Meat Beat Manifesto would now become the even more disturbing Meat Cock Manifesto.
On a scale of 10 to negative infinity, how bad of a pickup line is, "Hey baby, I've got a meat cock!"
sarameg - Feb 19, 2012 6:20:36 pm PST #22902 of 30001
Just discovered Pumpkin's got all pink pads but for one black one. And she lost her spare collar AGAIN, and I really hope I didn't flush it.
billytea - Feb 19, 2012 6:20:38 pm PST #22903 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
On a scale of 10 to negative infinity, how bad of a pickup line is, "Hey baby, I've got a meat cock!"
I would give it points for enthusiasm. And for being less disturbing than the alternative.
DavidS - Feb 19, 2012 6:37:23 pm PST #22904 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
The band Meat Beat Manifesto would now become the even more disturbing Meat Cock Manifesto.
Opens at the Republican National Convention.
tommyrot - Feb 19, 2012 6:38:08 pm PST #22905 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Hee!
§ ita § - Feb 19, 2012 6:39:08 pm PST #22906 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
So the aunt who said "forgive her and cure all your illnesses!"? Has heard the her in question speak at the funeral and is now on the side of "Fuck that stank bitch" so that's all nice and tidied away.