On a scale of 10 to negative infinity, how bad of a pickup line is, "Hey baby, I've got a meat cock!"
I would give it points for enthusiasm. And for being less disturbing than the alternative.
I have finesse! I have finesse coming out of my bottom!
Anya ,'Showtime'
Natter 69: Practically names itself.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
billytea - Feb 19, 2012 6:20:38 pm PST #22903 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
DavidS - Feb 19, 2012 6:37:23 pm PST #22904 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
The band Meat Beat Manifesto would now become the even more disturbing Meat Cock Manifesto.
Opens at the Republican National Convention.
tommyrot - Feb 19, 2012 6:38:08 pm PST #22905 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Hee!
§ ita § - Feb 19, 2012 6:39:08 pm PST #22906 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
So the aunt who said "forgive her and cure all your illnesses!"? Has heard the her in question speak at the funeral and is now on the side of "Fuck that stank bitch" so that's all nice and tidied away.
Burrell - Feb 19, 2012 8:21:38 pm PST #22907 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
I am now very curious about what she said.
§ ita § - Feb 20, 2012 12:41:20 am PST #22908 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
The key takeaway was that it was all about her, if memory serves, and not her mother.
sarameg - Feb 20, 2012 3:26:57 am PST #22909 of 30001
Trying to motivate to put on outside clothes and get to the pool. Figure I'll have to battle the aqua arthritis people for a lane, fun. Waiting for the coffee to have an effect.
sumi - Feb 20, 2012 4:18:45 am PST #22910 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!
Nilly - Feb 20, 2012 5:04:01 am PST #22911 of 30001
Swouncing
Skipping a bit more, because according to the Buffista Calendar, today is Jon B's birthday.
Happy birthday, Jon! With lots of wishes for a great day and a wonderful year!
Also, I'll use this opportunity to thank you for posting the daily pictures of the Adorable White Baby. He got the ultimate compliment from the DH, when he said, upon looking at some of his most-adorable-and-not-average-at-all pictures, that he reminded him of our very own PiBaby. Just so you'd know.
msbelle - Feb 20, 2012 5:27:09 am PST #22912 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
My nose will not stop running. So aggrevating.
I have been lazy parenting, which I know why and I do think I needed to turn off mah parent brain. The problem is that the attraction to just staying in lazy place is pretty strong.
Basically our pattern for the last few weeks is that once we are home we head to different living rooms and watch different electronic devices and say only a few sentences to each other until bedtime.
I have not been looking at or signing mac's homework book until the next morning, just as we are headed to school. Too late to address anything and way way too late to see if there was homework to address. I ask about homework, but don't check.
ugh, so of course there was stuff today that I should have seen on Friday and dealt with then. Must engage. Really must have sit down time every night. So sit down dinners and homework review every night is the new goal. Come home, 30 minutes of veg out time while I cook and then things get turned off for at least 1 hour. Pray for me.