Does anybody else miss the Mayor? 'I just want to be a big snake.'

Xander ,'End of Days'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

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Jessica - Jan 12, 2012 8:00:06 am PST #15851 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Women don't go Number 1 through our vaginas. IJS. Vaginas are for sexy funtimes, tampons, and pushing a small human being out of.

I was gonna say. Unless Number 3 is babies, in which case we all do that.

I wonder if she could get an IUD just in one side to get around the "pregnant in one uterus / need BC for the other" problem?


§ ita § - Jan 12, 2012 8:00:11 am PST #15852 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Probably not, one pad would be easier to use than two tampons

Well, I'm thinking that if she has two vaginal canals, she surely would have noticed that sticking one tampon up one of them wasn't doing the job. It said that her boyfriend was the one who noticed, not her.


tommyrot - Jan 12, 2012 8:01:36 am PST #15853 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

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§ ita § - Jan 12, 2012 8:06:34 am PST #15854 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Tommy, seriously, do you hate Allyson or something?


Steph L. - Jan 12, 2012 8:07:59 am PST #15855 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Unless Number 3 is babies, in which case we all do that.

Oh my god, this almost makes me want to get pregnant so I can yell "My water just broke! Get me to the hospital because I have to go Number 3!!!"


Ginger - Jan 12, 2012 8:08:42 am PST #15856 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I think I heard Allyson's head exploding.


Liese S. - Jan 12, 2012 8:09:30 am PST #15857 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

I sleep with my coworker all the time, and it works out great!

Our snow is melting here, which means our roads would be impassable except for our awesome new car. Which I still feel pretty tentative about, but am considering going out into the world not once but twice today, which I would not have done in the swag wag. I miss the swag wag, though.


Hil R. - Jan 12, 2012 8:09:59 am PST #15858 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Well, I'm thinking that if she has two vaginal canals, she surely would have noticed that sticking one tampon up one of them wasn't doing the job. It said that her boyfriend was the one who noticed, not her.

It said that, when she was a teenager, she asked one of her friends which hole she was supposed to put the tampon in, but then got embarrassed when her friend thought she meant she was putting the tampon in her butt, so she stopped asking.


Sophia Brooks - Jan 12, 2012 8:11:36 am PST #15859 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Well, I'm thinking that if she has two vaginal canals, she surely would have noticed that sticking one tampon up one of them wasn't doing the job. It said that her boyfriend was the one who noticed, not her

In the story it mentions that she asked a friend in school which hole to put the tampon in, so it sounds like there are 2 canals.


tommyrot - Jan 12, 2012 8:22:26 am PST #15860 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

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One has a clear water slide that goes through a shark aquarium.