Unless Number 3 is babies, in which case we all do that.
Oh my god, this almost makes me want to get pregnant so I can yell "My water just broke! Get me to the hospital because I have to go Number 3!!!"
River: I know you have questions. Mal: That would be why I just asked them.
'Objects In Space'
Natter 69: Practically names itself.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Steph L. - Jan 12, 2012 8:07:59 am PST #15855 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Ginger - Jan 12, 2012 8:08:42 am PST #15856 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I think I heard Allyson's head exploding.
Liese S. - Jan 12, 2012 8:09:30 am PST #15857 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
I sleep with my coworker all the time, and it works out great!
Our snow is melting here, which means our roads would be impassable except for our awesome new car. Which I still feel pretty tentative about, but am considering going out into the world not once but twice today, which I would not have done in the swag wag. I miss the swag wag, though.
Hil R. - Jan 12, 2012 8:09:59 am PST #15858 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Well, I'm thinking that if she has two vaginal canals, she surely would have noticed that sticking one tampon up one of them wasn't doing the job. It said that her boyfriend was the one who noticed, not her.
It said that, when she was a teenager, she asked one of her friends which hole she was supposed to put the tampon in, but then got embarrassed when her friend thought she meant she was putting the tampon in her butt, so she stopped asking.
Sophia Brooks - Jan 12, 2012 8:11:36 am PST #15859 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Well, I'm thinking that if she has two vaginal canals, she surely would have noticed that sticking one tampon up one of them wasn't doing the job. It said that her boyfriend was the one who noticed, not her
In the story it mentions that she asked a friend in school which hole to put the tampon in, so it sounds like there are 2 canals.
tommyrot - Jan 12, 2012 8:22:26 am PST #15860 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Jessica - Jan 12, 2012 8:24:18 am PST #15861 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Oh my god, this almost makes me want to get pregnant so I can yell "My water just broke! Get me to the hospital because I have to go Number 3!!!"
Not to dissuade you from this plan, but I've had 2 kids and my water didn't break with either one. They had to break it at the hospital.
Steph L. - Jan 12, 2012 8:26:00 am PST #15862 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Not to dissuade you from this plan, but I've had 2 kids and my water didn't break with either one. They had to break it at the hospital.
Some book I read once, set probably pre-1950, maybe, had a pregnant woman who had to break her water with a knitting needle. That put me off pregnancy and knitting.
Jessica - Jan 12, 2012 8:26:57 am PST #15863 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, NYC public schools make me want to cry.
msbelle, can I hire you to apply to kindergarten for me? My apartment is on the borderlines of 4 different school districts...
Jessica - Jan 12, 2012 8:27:36 am PST #15864 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Some book I read once, set probably pre-1950, maybe, had a pregnant woman who had to break her water with a knitting needle. That put me off pregnancy and knitting.
The one they use in the hospital looks more like a crochet hook. There, now I've saved you from ever making a scarf.