'Conversations with Dead People'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Well, I'm thinking that if she has two vaginal canals, she surely would have noticed that sticking one tampon up one of them wasn't doing the job. It said that her boyfriend was the one who noticed, not her.
It said that, when she was a teenager, she asked one of her friends which hole she was supposed to put the tampon in, but then got embarrassed when her friend thought she meant she was putting the tampon in her butt, so she stopped asking.
Well, I'm thinking that if she has two vaginal canals, she surely would have noticed that sticking one tampon up one of them wasn't doing the job. It said that her boyfriend was the one who noticed, not her
In the story it mentions that she asked a friend in school which hole to put the tampon in, so it sounds like there are 2 canals.
Oh my god, this almost makes me want to get pregnant so I can yell "My water just broke! Get me to the hospital because I have to go Number 3!!!"
Not to dissuade you from this plan, but I've had 2 kids and my water didn't break with either one. They had to break it at the hospital.
Not to dissuade you from this plan, but I've had 2 kids and my water didn't break with either one. They had to break it at the hospital.
Some book I read once, set probably pre-1950, maybe, had a pregnant woman who had to break her water with a knitting needle. That put me off pregnancy and knitting.
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, NYC public schools make me want to cry.
msbelle, can I hire you to apply to kindergarten for me? My apartment is on the borderlines of 4 different school districts...
Some book I read once, set probably pre-1950, maybe, had a pregnant woman who had to break her water with a knitting needle. That put me off pregnancy and knitting.
The one they use in the hospital looks more like a crochet hook. There, now I've saved you from ever making a scarf.
I was having dinner with Kat and Lori when my water broke with Franny. Kat wisely recommended we have dessert with them before we left for the hospital.
Obligatory Zmayhem story: My water broke in the middle of the night. I dribbled all over the floor, all over everywhere, and then Hec got all flinchy over the prospect of having to go to the hospital at 2 AM and we had a tense discussion over whether or not it was actually pee.
Also, my water broke, but no labor ensued. Stupid body.
Jessica, public schools in every big city anywhere will make you want to cry. I recommend the frequent and liberal application of gin.
t once again comforted in my childbirth avoidant lifestyle