Mal: You know, you ain't quite right. River: It's the popular theory.

'Objects In Space'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Jan 12, 2012 8:24:18 am PST #15861 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Oh my god, this almost makes me want to get pregnant so I can yell "My water just broke! Get me to the hospital because I have to go Number 3!!!"

Not to dissuade you from this plan, but I've had 2 kids and my water didn't break with either one. They had to break it at the hospital.


Steph L. - Jan 12, 2012 8:26:00 am PST #15862 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Not to dissuade you from this plan, but I've had 2 kids and my water didn't break with either one. They had to break it at the hospital.

Some book I read once, set probably pre-1950, maybe, had a pregnant woman who had to break her water with a knitting needle. That put me off pregnancy and knitting.


Jessica - Jan 12, 2012 8:26:57 am PST #15863 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, NYC public schools make me want to cry.

msbelle, can I hire you to apply to kindergarten for me? My apartment is on the borderlines of 4 different school districts...


Jessica - Jan 12, 2012 8:27:36 am PST #15864 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Some book I read once, set probably pre-1950, maybe, had a pregnant woman who had to break her water with a knitting needle. That put me off pregnancy and knitting.

The one they use in the hospital looks more like a crochet hook. There, now I've saved you from ever making a scarf.


Burrell - Jan 12, 2012 8:30:17 am PST #15865 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I was having dinner with Kat and Lori when my water broke with Franny. Kat wisely recommended we have dessert with them before we left for the hospital.


JZ - Jan 12, 2012 8:32:06 am PST #15866 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Obligatory Zmayhem story: My water broke in the middle of the night. I dribbled all over the floor, all over everywhere, and then Hec got all flinchy over the prospect of having to go to the hospital at 2 AM and we had a tense discussion over whether or not it was actually pee.

Also, my water broke, but no labor ensued. Stupid body.

Jessica, public schools in every big city anywhere will make you want to cry. I recommend the frequent and liberal application of gin.


Connie Neil - Jan 12, 2012 8:33:18 am PST #15867 of 30001
brillig

t once again comforted in my childbirth avoidant lifestyle


askye - Jan 12, 2012 8:37:31 am PST #15868 of 30001
Thrive to spite them

It was supposed to be snowy and horrible this morning so my therapist moved the appointment (she has a 1 hour commute) but it only started snowing around 11. Adn it's stopped.

Now the forecast is about 3" today and by the morning 8".


tommyrot - Jan 12, 2012 8:48:12 am PST #15869 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Jessica - Jan 12, 2012 8:51:36 am PST #15870 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Jessica, public schools in every big city anywhere will make you want to cry. I recommend the frequent and liberal application of gin.

Or moving to Westchester. Where the property taxes are high and the schools are so easy...