Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Tom Scola - Jan 21, 2012 6:24:43 am PST #6020 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

smonster: [link]


JenP - Jan 21, 2012 7:00:16 am PST #6021 of 30001

Funny because true.


Liese S. - Jan 21, 2012 7:20:54 am PST #6022 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

That is a pretty awesome Jillifont attack. In our house in New Mexico we once saw two Jillifonts team up to attack another larger bug, at which point we realized that we were doomed, and pretty far down the food chain out there.

Sheesh, Typo, glad you survived. I love our woodstove so much. We just had a non-emergency running low of the propane and so were purely woodstove for a while there, and you'd never have noticed the difference in comfort level.


§ ita § - Jan 21, 2012 7:24:45 am PST #6023 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Tom, do you have the Onion and that other Mac-place Nillindexed?


Tom Scola - Jan 21, 2012 7:30:21 am PST #6024 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

No, that just coincidentally showed up in my RSS feed this morning.


§ ita § - Jan 21, 2012 7:50:21 am PST #6025 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Your previous behaviour belies that.

Why is belie such a hard word? It should be really easy. "Lie" is right there. But I'm always confused.


Sean K - Jan 21, 2012 7:56:53 am PST #6026 of 30001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

After trying all the usual options that you are clearly already doing, we had to resort to kitty prozac.

He doesn't pee the bed or anything, but Jordan gets so neurotic sometimes, primarily around getting fed. My roommate & I have to feed him small portions multiple times a day, otherwise he gorges and pukes, and he's constantly worried we're never going to feed him again (you should here how worked up he gets when we're both gone all day).

I have occasionally considered refilling one of my prozac prescriptions and lightly dosing his food, to see if that would get him to calm down.

We're listening to the sdtrk to The Muppets this morning which makes JZ get up and dance in the kitchen every four minutes.

Awesomeness! I swore I posted a reply to JZ's pic links the other day, and how pretty the Zmayhems are still, but it seems the finger didn't make it to the Post Message button.


brenda m - Jan 21, 2012 8:33:35 am PST #6027 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Speaking of neurotic animals. I have once again negotiated with terrorists. After a three day hunger strike, we are back on the super pricy woo-woo natural dog chow.

Actually, I'm unclear where the negotiating part was.


sumi - Jan 21, 2012 8:49:27 am PST #6028 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

Scrappy - keeping my fingers crossed that you get the pup!


smonster - Jan 21, 2012 8:50:38 am PST #6029 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

You gotta dress 80s.

You know I love that shit. Speaking of, I need to get my outfit together for tonight! I need to mend a seam on my vintage dress (the one I wore to the DC f2f) and see if I can get a stain out, and either make/decorate a mask or figure out some crazy ass eye makeup. And give myself a mani-pedi, and change the bed, and clean the house, and do dishes, and holy crap I need a nap.

smonster: [link]

Oh. My. GOD. So funny. I may have to send that link to my supervisor.

My roommate & I have to feed him small portions multiple times a day, otherwise he gorges and pukes,

One of my cats does this. The other would rather chew on plastic than eat food, ISTG.