Xander: I still don't get why we came here to get info about a killer snot monster. Giles: Because it's a killer snot monster from outer space. I did not say that.

'Never Leave Me'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


billytea - Jan 21, 2012 12:02:16 am PST #6014 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

eta: um, i was really wrong and thinking of harvestmen.

Heh. Yes, very different. Harvestmen aren't spiders at all, strictly. Huntsmen are very spidery spiders. It's all show, they're not at all aggressive (when I was a kid I used to handle them occasionally) and their bite is not fun but not particularly dangerous; but they leave you in no doubt as to their spiderocity.

They actually make pretty good neighbours, because they'll hunt cockroaches and such like. I met one the other night; when I was taking the rubbish out, I found it sitting on our front doorstep. We also have a lot of daddy longlegs in our garage, which suits me fine because they will eat more dangerous spiders like redbacks (of which we also found one in our en suite once).

In conclusion, Jilli is never ever going to visit my house ever, and quite possibly not my entire city either.


Aims - Jan 21, 2012 2:08:36 am PST #6015 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

It's 7 am. On a Saturday morning. On a Saturay morning that Em is gone and that I am alone in the house. And I've been awake for an hour and a half. I'm guessing this will make for a nice nap later. After laundry and house cleaning.


smonster - Jan 21, 2012 4:39:46 am PST #6016 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Oh, Seamus. Not on, kittyboy. Frankie's been having accidents in the house, and I'm not sure why. Back to the vet we go...

In conclusion, Jilli is never ever going to visit my house ever, and quite possibly not my entire city either.

Heh. My mom is terrified of your entire country, what with the crazy Jillifonts and the crocs and sharks and jellyfish and all that.

Purple Rain: look, I was a very sheltered child. Only way I would have seen it was at a friend's house, and that just never happened. Nora, I think this may mean MOVIE NIGHT.


DavidS - Jan 21, 2012 6:02:28 am PST #6017 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Nora, I think this may mean MOVIE NIGHT.

You gotta dress 80s.


Nora Deirdre - Jan 21, 2012 6:12:14 am PST #6018 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Omg, gotta rock some Appolonia hair.


DavidS - Jan 21, 2012 6:16:11 am PST #6019 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

We're listening to the sdtrk to The Muppets this morning which makes JZ get up and dance in the kitchen every four minutes.

I'm thinking this could be a viable exercise workout like Punk Rock Aerobics.


Tom Scola - Jan 21, 2012 6:24:43 am PST #6020 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

smonster: [link]


JenP - Jan 21, 2012 7:00:16 am PST #6021 of 30001

Funny because true.


Liese S. - Jan 21, 2012 7:20:54 am PST #6022 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

That is a pretty awesome Jillifont attack. In our house in New Mexico we once saw two Jillifonts team up to attack another larger bug, at which point we realized that we were doomed, and pretty far down the food chain out there.

Sheesh, Typo, glad you survived. I love our woodstove so much. We just had a non-emergency running low of the propane and so were purely woodstove for a while there, and you'd never have noticed the difference in comfort level.


§ ita § - Jan 21, 2012 7:24:45 am PST #6023 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Tom, do you have the Onion and that other Mac-place Nillindexed?