Can't any one of your damn little Scooby club at least try to remember that I hate you all?

Spike ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


§ ita § - Jan 18, 2012 3:47:28 pm PST #5816 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I once had an employee who fell asleep at customer sites sitting in front of the computer, and kept resetting his network account to admin privileges, and I couldn't get him fired. Could not. It was my fault for not understanding him, plus I had a personal issue against him.

Yes, I was personally averse to him SLEEPING ON THE JOB and hacking the network. Call me weird. I hate unsupportive management who's perfectly happy to let you do the grunt work, but act on anything? Nah.

Issues.


sumi - Jan 18, 2012 3:48:52 pm PST #5817 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

Check out the cute pewter bat bead.


smonster - Jan 18, 2012 4:02:20 pm PST #5818 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Eeee, bitty bat bead! Love.

I once had an employee who fell asleep at customer sites sitting in front of the computer, and kept resetting his network account to admin privileges, and I couldn't get him fired

Oh, ffs.

Call me weird. I hate unsupportive management who's perfectly happy to let you do the grunt work, but act on anything? Nah.

I'll go with whatever the final decision is and make the best of it, but I've made my recommendation and documented the living shit out of it. No one would blame us, except maybe him.


SailAweigh - Jan 18, 2012 4:16:49 pm PST #5819 of 30001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

I had an employee who used to fall asleep at his work station. Turned out he was narcoleptic. Not the best thing to be when you work in an electronics repair shop.


DavidS - Jan 18, 2012 4:32:01 pm PST #5820 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'd watch a Aims-penned "War Camels" movie.

Well, there is Hawmps.


Aims - Jan 18, 2012 4:33:36 pm PST #5821 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

My hawmps. My hawmps. My lovely camel hawmps.


Connie Neil - Jan 18, 2012 4:33:47 pm PST #5822 of 30001
brillig

I was on a blood pressure drug for a while that I had to take four times a day that unfailingly put me to sleep an hour after taking it. I had to juggle driving around that damned thing and just warned my supervisor that at such and such a clock I would be asleep for 15 minutes. Fortunately, it wasn't an awareness-sensitive job.


§ ita § - Jan 18, 2012 5:05:56 pm PST #5823 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

If my boss had thought that not sending him to customer sites was a partial solution, that would have been a start. But she was a royal douchenozzle who didn't blame him for repeatedly trying to hack the network security, but blamed me for Flash pages being unindexed by search engines (it was 2001. Of course that was my fault).

God, I've had some not good bosses since then, but please never let one be that bad again.

Her niece is engaged to be married soon, and I've committed to going to the wedding, and it will be the first time I've seen her stank ass in 10 years and I'm already mad about the idea.


beth b - Jan 18, 2012 8:46:18 pm PST #5824 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I'm very sorry,Lee


Steph L. - Jan 19, 2012 4:33:34 am PST #5825 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

My co-worker brought in donut holes today, and encouraged us to "be bad" by eating them.

I hate it when people say that about eating. Be "bad" by doing something without which your body will eventually die! Also, I hate it because it's such a banal definition of "bad." There's Bernie Madoff, and then there's my co-worker eating one donut hole.

However! I *did* realize there is one circumstance in which I will accept -- nay, *promote* -- the definition of eating a donut hole as "bad."

SHAFT eats a donut hole.