If my boss had thought that not sending him to customer sites was a partial solution, that would have been a start. But she was a royal douchenozzle who didn't blame him for repeatedly trying to hack the network security, but blamed me for Flash pages being unindexed by search engines (it was 2001. Of course that was my fault).
God, I've had some not good bosses since then, but please never let one be that bad again.
Her niece is engaged to be married soon, and I've committed to going to the wedding, and it will be the first time I've seen her stank ass in 10 years and I'm already mad about the idea.
My co-worker brought in donut holes today, and encouraged us to "be bad" by eating them.
I hate it when people say that about eating. Be "bad" by doing something without which your body will eventually die! Also, I hate it because it's such a banal definition of "bad." There's Bernie Madoff, and then there's my co-worker eating one donut hole.
However! I *did* realize there is one circumstance in which I will accept -- nay, *promote* -- the definition of eating a donut hole as "bad."
SHAFT eats a donut hole.
I hate it when people say that about eating. Be "bad" by doing something without which your body will eventually die!
Indeed.
In semi-related news, I'm stepping back into fatosphere politics for a while by posting a link to a Paul Campos article about the bullshittery surrounding the Paula Deen/diabetes/butter cookery shenanigans happening this week. The villianizing is SO GROSS and sexist and classist and elitist and I hate that I've been so cowardly in (barely) pointing it out in my little corner of the internets. And I'm stressed that I put the Paul Campos article out there at all!
I don't know why I'm so intense about this right now.
the Paula Deen/diabetes/butter cookery shenanigans happening this week. The villianizing is SO GROSS and sexist and classist and elitist and I hate that I've been so cowardly in (barely) pointing it out in my little corner of the internets.
Nora, I am SO PISSED at the comments people who I *really* care about have been making on Facebook. I have to keep myself from commenting on them, because if I do, it will be NASTY. Seriously, I'm trying to not go off on a rage-filled bender right now.
In conclusion: SHAFT eating donut holes.
LOL, Tep.(I really did...it seemed like I could say so.)
Nora, wrod.
On a related note, Tony Bourdain, I heart you, but step off. You're already on record with your too-much-butter bitching, man...do you really have to pick the scab?
Also, hello...you were a fiend. Multiple times.
I'm fascinated by it and I dig that you lived to tell the story, but I think it absolves you from giving health advice...I don't know, like, ever.
the Paula Deen/diabetes/butter cookery shenanigans happening this week. The villianizing is SO GROSS and sexist and classist and elitist and I hate that I've been so cowardly in (barely) pointing it out in my little corner of the internets.
What's this one about?
In conclusion: SHAFT eating donut holes.
This sounds so wrong and yet so right.
Eating one donut hole isn't "bad." MAYBE "a little naughty," if you're on a strict-ish diet.
Unless it's dusted with cocaine, it doesn't rank.
(incidentally, given my boringly straight life, I always laugh really hard when Bourdain makes a powdered0sugar joke. I may never get over my urge to fake cool.)
But it's just so inappropriate in a food show that I love it.
