I'm a big girl. Just tell me.

Inara ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Amy - Jul 28, 2011 7:50:24 am PDT #18387 of 30001
Because books.

Seriously, that's absurd. Parking, like, IN the cafeteria or something, maybe. Otherwise, contest the hell out of it.


§ ita § - Jul 28, 2011 7:53:32 am PDT #18388 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Jesus. And I was feeling bad because I read 12am as 12pm and will be out $64. $508 should be way outside what penalty can be assessed for freaking parking, unless there's emergency access involved.


Jesse - Jul 28, 2011 7:53:34 am PDT #18389 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Maybe it's voluntary, like the red-light tickets?? [link]


tommyrot - Jul 28, 2011 8:01:51 am PDT #18390 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I think I need this:

Futurama Head-In-A-Jar Creator iPhone App


bon bon - Jul 28, 2011 8:23:47 am PDT #18391 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I am home sick, watching a guy clipping his toenails. He is across the street, hanging out of a third floor window, so the clippings can fall out three stories. That would be a helluva way to die.


tommyrot - Jul 28, 2011 8:33:26 am PDT #18392 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I also need this:

Coraline Prop Replica 10" Doll


Sue - Jul 28, 2011 8:36:50 am PDT #18393 of 30001
hip deep in pie

I am seeing Arcade Fire tonight and I am getting very excited! It's getting so what little focus I have on work is evaporating.


Strix - Jul 28, 2011 8:49:53 am PDT #18394 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

bon bon, Ima think someone's toenail clippings fell on me from above, I would be tempted to dash up the stairs and shove said clippings down his throat.


Jessica - Jul 28, 2011 9:01:11 am PDT #18395 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

2 more hours until I'm officially on vacation!!

....can I leave early?


Burrell - Jul 28, 2011 9:08:03 am PDT #18396 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

That toenail clipper is NASTY. Who wants to deal with someone else's toenail detritus?

Kat, that ticket is ABSURD, even worse than running a red light, and that's a moving violation. I would fight it.

Are you still at UCLA?