Poor Buffy. Your life resists all things average.

Willow ,'First Date'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Strix - Jul 28, 2011 8:49:53 am PDT #18394 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

bon bon, Ima think someone's toenail clippings fell on me from above, I would be tempted to dash up the stairs and shove said clippings down his throat.


Jessica - Jul 28, 2011 9:01:11 am PDT #18395 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

2 more hours until I'm officially on vacation!!

....can I leave early?


Burrell - Jul 28, 2011 9:08:03 am PDT #18396 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

That toenail clipper is NASTY. Who wants to deal with someone else's toenail detritus?

Kat, that ticket is ABSURD, even worse than running a red light, and that's a moving violation. I would fight it.

Are you still at UCLA?


Kate P. - Jul 28, 2011 9:09:51 am PDT #18397 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

The Food Network has a job listing up that I would be perfect for...in Knoxville. Sigh.

But then you'd only be four hours from Nashville!! Go for it!


Steph L. - Jul 28, 2011 9:16:00 am PDT #18398 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Kate! Would you and DH be interested in doing this when you're in Cincy: [link] It dovetails nicely with your itinerary, because it takes place in Over-the-Rhine.

If yes, I'll grab tickets, because they're a Groupon special right now ($10 a person instead of $20).


Kate P. - Jul 28, 2011 9:35:53 am PDT #18399 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Ooh, I think we would! That sounds awesome, and the Groupon makes it even better. Thank you! I'm assuming you don't need to know the specific date/time of the tour you want when you buy the Groupon, right? Also, can I PayPal you the money now, or should I send you a check?


meara - Jul 28, 2011 9:47:36 am PDT #18400 of 30001

bon bon that's very weird. Also, gross if there is anyone walking below.

I think they should make a SyFy movie about the Mangorine.

I somehow picture this as a horrible thing about a Latina superheroine, which ends up all over the blogosphere as racist. ...I have no idea why that came into my head. Also, "Mangorine" sounds like a mix between a tangerine and a mango, to me, rather than a nectarine. Even though I eat lots more nectarines than tangerines. ...these words are losing all meaning.

I agree that parking on a human (or maybe like, on top of a fountain in the middle of campus?) would warrant a $500 ticket. Not much else. Nothing that would resemble a normal parking job at all, even if over time or in front of a fire hydrant or something.


Frankenbuddha - Jul 28, 2011 9:48:57 am PDT #18401 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I think they should make a SyFy movie about the Mangorine.

Mangorine vs. Nectarango!!!!

ION, fans of Castle and Firefly will love this: [link]

Love!

So cute.

TBH I don't pay much attention to plot points in Castle: it's a fluffy show for me, and I don't think about it much.

I used to feel that way, but shit got kinda real this season. Especially the finale.


amych - Jul 28, 2011 9:50:03 am PDT #18402 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Mangorine vs. Nectarango!!!!

Two fruits enter, one smoothie leaves?


smonster - Jul 28, 2011 9:52:55 am PDT #18403 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

ita, here's what I found on overstock.com.

convertible bag, multiple interior pockets - [link]

probably too big - [link]

only one interior pocket - [link]

ION, fans of Castle and Firefly will love this: [link]

Eeeeeee!! Adorbs.