I think I need this:
Futurama Head-In-A-Jar Creator iPhone App
Zoe: My man would never fall for that. Wash: Most of my head wishes I had.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Jul 28, 2011 8:01:51 am PDT #18390 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
bon bon - Jul 28, 2011 8:23:47 am PDT #18391 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I am home sick, watching a guy clipping his toenails. He is across the street, hanging out of a third floor window, so the clippings can fall out three stories. That would be a helluva way to die.
tommyrot - Jul 28, 2011 8:33:26 am PDT #18392 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Sue - Jul 28, 2011 8:36:50 am PDT #18393 of 30001
hip deep in pie
I am seeing Arcade Fire tonight and I am getting very excited! It's getting so what little focus I have on work is evaporating.
Strix - Jul 28, 2011 8:49:53 am PDT #18394 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
bon bon, Ima think someone's toenail clippings fell on me from above, I would be tempted to dash up the stairs and shove said clippings down his throat.
Jessica - Jul 28, 2011 9:01:11 am PDT #18395 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
2 more hours until I'm officially on vacation!!
....can I leave early?
Burrell - Jul 28, 2011 9:08:03 am PDT #18396 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
That toenail clipper is NASTY. Who wants to deal with someone else's toenail detritus?
Kat, that ticket is ABSURD, even worse than running a red light, and that's a moving violation. I would fight it.
Are you still at UCLA?
Kate P. - Jul 28, 2011 9:09:51 am PDT #18397 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
The Food Network has a job listing up that I would be perfect for...in Knoxville. Sigh.
But then you'd only be four hours from Nashville!! Go for it!
Steph L. - Jul 28, 2011 9:16:00 am PDT #18398 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Kate! Would you and DH be interested in doing this when you're in Cincy: [link] It dovetails nicely with your itinerary, because it takes place in Over-the-Rhine.
If yes, I'll grab tickets, because they're a Groupon special right now ($10 a person instead of $20).
Kate P. - Jul 28, 2011 9:35:53 am PDT #18399 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
Ooh, I think we would! That sounds awesome, and the Groupon makes it even better. Thank you! I'm assuming you don't need to know the specific date/time of the tour you want when you buy the Groupon, right? Also, can I PayPal you the money now, or should I send you a check?