What horrible parking violation is worth $508?!? Parking on top of an actual living human being?
You want to meet the real me now?
Mal ,'War Stories'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Steph L. - Jul 28, 2011 7:41:28 am PDT #18385 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Toddson - Jul 28, 2011 7:47:27 am PDT #18386 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Taking the university president's parking space?
Amy - Jul 28, 2011 7:50:24 am PDT #18387 of 30001
Because books.
Seriously, that's absurd. Parking, like, IN the cafeteria or something, maybe. Otherwise, contest the hell out of it.
§ ita § - Jul 28, 2011 7:53:32 am PDT #18388 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Jesus. And I was feeling bad because I read 12am as 12pm and will be out $64. $508 should be way outside what penalty can be assessed for freaking parking, unless there's emergency access involved.
Jesse - Jul 28, 2011 7:53:34 am PDT #18389 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Maybe it's voluntary, like the red-light tickets?? [link]
tommyrot - Jul 28, 2011 8:01:51 am PDT #18390 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
bon bon - Jul 28, 2011 8:23:47 am PDT #18391 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I am home sick, watching a guy clipping his toenails. He is across the street, hanging out of a third floor window, so the clippings can fall out three stories. That would be a helluva way to die.
tommyrot - Jul 28, 2011 8:33:26 am PDT #18392 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Sue - Jul 28, 2011 8:36:50 am PDT #18393 of 30001
hip deep in pie
I am seeing Arcade Fire tonight and I am getting very excited! It's getting so what little focus I have on work is evaporating.
Strix - Jul 28, 2011 8:49:53 am PDT #18394 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
bon bon, Ima think someone's toenail clippings fell on me from above, I would be tempted to dash up the stairs and shove said clippings down his throat.