Xander: Just once I'd like to run into a cult of bunny worshippers. Anya: Great. Thank you very much for those nightmares.

'Sleeper'


Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Dec 14, 2010 5:39:06 am PST #10949 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Now I can't decide if I want to opt out of credit card offers or not. I have opted out of everything else, though. Please, fewer catalogs and other stuff.

But I might need another 0% APR credit card, and I have no idea where I'd find out about that.

Apparently the castration story is bollocks

Where did you read that?


Jesse - Dec 14, 2010 5:40:53 am PST #10950 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yeah, my cousin married the father of her high school best friend, shortly after high school, and they are still together, 20+ years later, so.

Cool! I mean, if you're gonna have an orgy, you might as well make it a sin orgy.

It's like "prostitution whore!" if you watch Real Housewives...

In shocking news, I just told someone I would have a piece of work to them by the end of next week, and she said that means Thursday because we're off next Friday. Because it's Christmas Eve. OMGWTF time flying!


tommyrot - Dec 14, 2010 5:45:37 am PST #10951 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Cool! I mean, if you're gonna have an orgy, you might as well make it a sin orgy.

It's like "prostitution whore!" if you watch Real Housewives...

But an orgy wouldn't necessarily have to be a sin orgy. It could be limited to married couples, and each person only has sex with the person they're married to. Plus the menfolk could keep their eyes to their wives only, so avoid the coveting and what-not....


Jesse - Dec 14, 2010 5:46:15 am PST #10952 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That doesn't seem like much of an orgy!


Amy - Dec 14, 2010 5:47:00 am PST #10953 of 30001
Because books.

she said that means Thursday because we're off next Friday. Because it's Christmas Eve. OMGWTF time flying!

OMG I am so not ready.


Jars - Dec 14, 2010 5:48:16 am PST #10954 of 30001

Where did you read that?

Apparently you should take any news story witha relation to the German town of Bielefeld with a pinch of salt -

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Or so says the German in my office... suspicious.


Jessica - Dec 14, 2010 5:52:40 am PST #10955 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Apparently you should take any news story witha relation to the German town of Bielefeld with a pinch of salt

Okay, that's the most adorable conspiracy I've ever heard of. Love it!


§ ita § - Dec 14, 2010 5:55:01 am PST #10956 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It could be limited to married couples, and each person only has sex with the person they're married to

I do think that's the narrowest possible definition of orgy, and is more just public monogamous sex.

Thanks, Jars. I don't know if I judge people harder for being so on the side of a fake guy, or me for thinking fake guy is wrong.


§ ita § - Dec 14, 2010 5:57:51 am PST #10957 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Jesse, tumblr *may* have eaten three of my queued posts. It says they're still in the queue, but the queue displays empty. They never posted. Beware.


sarameg - Dec 14, 2010 5:58:02 am PST #10958 of 30001

The barometric pressure needs to stop changing dramatically. It's killing my head.