she said that means Thursday because we're off next Friday. Because it's Christmas Eve. OMGWTF time flying!
OMG I am so not ready.
Or maybe you could just be Buffy, he'll see your amazing heart, and he'll fall in love with you.
Xander ,'Get It Done'
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Amy - Dec 14, 2010 5:47:00 am PST #10953 of 30001
Because books.
Jars - Dec 14, 2010 5:48:16 am PST #10954 of 30001
Where did you read that?
Apparently you should take any news story witha relation to the German town of Bielefeld with a pinch of salt -
Or so says the German in my office... suspicious.
Jessica - Dec 14, 2010 5:52:40 am PST #10955 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Apparently you should take any news story witha relation to the German town of Bielefeld with a pinch of salt
Okay, that's the most adorable conspiracy I've ever heard of. Love it!
§ ita § - Dec 14, 2010 5:55:01 am PST #10956 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
It could be limited to married couples, and each person only has sex with the person they're married to
I do think that's the narrowest possible definition of orgy, and is more just public monogamous sex.
Thanks, Jars. I don't know if I judge people harder for being so on the side of a fake guy, or me for thinking fake guy is wrong.
§ ita § - Dec 14, 2010 5:57:51 am PST #10957 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Jesse, tumblr *may* have eaten three of my queued posts. It says they're still in the queue, but the queue displays empty. They never posted. Beware.
sarameg - Dec 14, 2010 5:58:02 am PST #10958 of 30001
The barometric pressure needs to stop changing dramatically. It's killing my head.
tommyrot - Dec 14, 2010 5:59:09 am PST #10959 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I do think that's the narrowest possible definition of orgy, and is more just public monogamous sex.
Yeah, well if you want to orgy and you don't want to sin, your options are limited.
DavidS - Dec 14, 2010 6:02:20 am PST #10960 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
but yeah, castration is just never the answer.
Except for animal control and tender beef.
And having looked up orchiectomy during certain revelations of Mad Men I discovered that Czechs castrate sex offenders.
In modern times, the Czech Republic practices surgically castrating convicted sex offenders. According to the reports compiled by Council of Europe, a human-rights forum, the central European country physically castrated at least 94 prisoners in the 10 years up to April 2008. The Czech Republic defends this procedure as voluntary and effective.
Cashmere - Dec 14, 2010 6:03:55 am PST #10961 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.
OMG I am so not ready.
Amy is me. I have a shit load of shopping yet to do. I can't do any of Owen's shopping with Olivia because she's already spilled the beans on the Lego alarm clock. I should have known better than expecting a nearly five year old to keep a secret like that.
I can finish their shopping this weekend, though. And my in-laws will have to wait until after Christmas when we do our celebrating in January.
I just saw my twin sister's family's Christmas cards. They're so cute I could vomit.
Jessica - Dec 14, 2010 6:06:08 am PST #10962 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I just realized I'm going to have 2 vacation days left over at the end of the year that I can't roll over (I'm going to have 7, I can only roll over 5).
I wonder if I can talk my boss into letting me take Friday and next Wednesday off...