The barometric pressure needs to stop changing dramatically. It's killing my head.
There's something about a food that moves all by itself that gives me the heebie-jeebies.
Joyce ,'Never Leave Me'
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
sarameg - Dec 14, 2010 5:58:02 am PST #10958 of 30001
tommyrot - Dec 14, 2010 5:59:09 am PST #10959 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I do think that's the narrowest possible definition of orgy, and is more just public monogamous sex.
Yeah, well if you want to orgy and you don't want to sin, your options are limited.
DavidS - Dec 14, 2010 6:02:20 am PST #10960 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
but yeah, castration is just never the answer.
Except for animal control and tender beef.
And having looked up orchiectomy during certain revelations of Mad Men I discovered that Czechs castrate sex offenders.
In modern times, the Czech Republic practices surgically castrating convicted sex offenders. According to the reports compiled by Council of Europe, a human-rights forum, the central European country physically castrated at least 94 prisoners in the 10 years up to April 2008. The Czech Republic defends this procedure as voluntary and effective.
Cashmere - Dec 14, 2010 6:03:55 am PST #10961 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.
OMG I am so not ready.
Amy is me. I have a shit load of shopping yet to do. I can't do any of Owen's shopping with Olivia because she's already spilled the beans on the Lego alarm clock. I should have known better than expecting a nearly five year old to keep a secret like that.
I can finish their shopping this weekend, though. And my in-laws will have to wait until after Christmas when we do our celebrating in January.
I just saw my twin sister's family's Christmas cards. They're so cute I could vomit.
Jessica - Dec 14, 2010 6:06:08 am PST #10962 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I just realized I'm going to have 2 vacation days left over at the end of the year that I can't roll over (I'm going to have 7, I can only roll over 5).
I wonder if I can talk my boss into letting me take Friday and next Wednesday off...
Gudanov - Dec 14, 2010 6:11:19 am PST #10963 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
I should have known better than expecting a nearly five year old to keep a secret like that.
Em still can't keep a gift secret from her brother. She won't tell him outright, but she'll keep giving him more and more clues until he guesses it.
Amy - Dec 14, 2010 6:11:19 am PST #10964 of 30001
Because books.
Of course, instead of actually accomplishing anything, I'm staring at bathtub porn Plei shared the other day.
Jars - Dec 14, 2010 6:12:26 am PST #10965 of 30001
So my second office party is tonight. I have to behave myself - the first one was last week and I told our MD she looked like Tiny Tim and then smashed a bottle, before staggering my was home at half nine.
tommyrot - Dec 14, 2010 6:12:38 am PST #10966 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I'm staring at bathtub porn Plei shared the other day.
Heh - I love the title: fuckyeahbathtubs
Cashmere - Dec 14, 2010 6:12:54 am PST #10967 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.
I'm staring at bathtub porn Plei shared the other day.
Well, there goes my morning.