Giles ,'Selfless'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
It could be limited to married couples, and each person only has sex with the person they're married to
I do think that's the narrowest possible definition of orgy, and is more just public monogamous sex.
Thanks, Jars. I don't know if I judge people harder for being so on the side of a fake guy, or me for thinking fake guy is wrong.
Jesse, tumblr *may* have eaten three of my queued posts. It says they're still in the queue, but the queue displays empty. They never posted. Beware.
The barometric pressure needs to stop changing dramatically. It's killing my head.
I do think that's the narrowest possible definition of orgy, and is more just public monogamous sex.
Yeah, well if you want to orgy and you don't want to sin, your options are limited.
but yeah, castration is just never the answer.
Except for animal control and tender beef.
And having looked up orchiectomy during certain revelations of Mad Men I discovered that Czechs castrate sex offenders.
In modern times, the Czech Republic practices surgically castrating convicted sex offenders. According to the reports compiled by Council of Europe, a human-rights forum, the central European country physically castrated at least 94 prisoners in the 10 years up to April 2008. The Czech Republic defends this procedure as voluntary and effective.
OMG I am so not ready.
Amy is me. I have a shit load of shopping yet to do. I can't do any of Owen's shopping with Olivia because she's already spilled the beans on the Lego alarm clock. I should have known better than expecting a nearly five year old to keep a secret like that.
I can finish their shopping this weekend, though. And my in-laws will have to wait until after Christmas when we do our celebrating in January.
I just saw my twin sister's family's Christmas cards. They're so cute I could vomit.
I just realized I'm going to have 2 vacation days left over at the end of the year that I can't roll over (I'm going to have 7, I can only roll over 5).
I wonder if I can talk my boss into letting me take Friday and next Wednesday off...
I should have known better than expecting a nearly five year old to keep a secret like that.
Em still can't keep a gift secret from her brother. She won't tell him outright, but she'll keep giving him more and more clues until he guesses it.
Of course, instead of actually accomplishing anything, I'm staring at bathtub porn Plei shared the other day.
So my second office party is tonight. I have to behave myself - the first one was last week and I told our MD she looked like Tiny Tim and then smashed a bottle, before staggering my was home at half nine.