I'm so evil and... skanky. And I think I'm kinda gay.

Willow ,'Storyteller'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Gudanov - Feb 12, 2010 5:33:19 am PST #8011 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

Slaw! sounds like the plot of 'The Produces' only with coleslaw instead of Hitler.


Gudanov - Feb 12, 2010 5:39:14 am PST #8012 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

Happy Birthday Kristin and Maria!


tommyrot - Feb 12, 2010 5:40:37 am PST #8013 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I also made up a fictional scenario for Slaw! to appear in:

There's this big shopping mall, and there's a zombie apocalypse, so survivors have barricaded themselves in the mall. The problem is there aren't that many people in the mall, so there's not enough business for the various restaurants in the food court. So the various restaurants go to war against each other to fight over the remaining market.

Each food court restaurant would fight in a style based on their restaurant "theme" - for example, the employees of KFC would all dress like Southern colonels, while McDonalds employees would all have giant burgers on their heads.

So it turns out that Slaw! would dominate the other restaurants in this scenario, thanks to their military-style organization.


brenda m - Feb 12, 2010 5:43:31 am PST #8014 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I think it's a winner, Tom.


tommyrot - Feb 12, 2010 5:44:58 am PST #8015 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

What medium do you think? Live-action movie? Animated? Graphic novel?


Gudanov - Feb 12, 2010 5:46:15 am PST #8016 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

Claymation


megan walker - Feb 12, 2010 5:48:33 am PST #8017 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Slawmation


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 12, 2010 5:52:04 am PST #8018 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Happy Birthday, Kristin and Maria!


Ginger - Feb 12, 2010 6:05:31 am PST #8019 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I found out at 6:45 am that I'd have to leave work at 12 to get Casper because the schools are closing early because it might maybe snow a little,

Georgia school administrators have been twitchy about snow since Snowjam in '82. Little-to-no snow was predicted, and then in mid afternoon we got about six inches in an hour or so and the city became one giant traffic accident. There were children stuck on cold buses for up to six hours. (I was working at Emory at the time, and while I have a basic grasp of driving in snow, that doesn't help if no one else does. Once I realized there was at least one wreck at every exit to the campus, I managed to find a parking space and spent the night in my office.)


tommyrot - Feb 12, 2010 6:20:38 am PST #8020 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Chicago O'Hare to Build Runway on Cemetery Land

And the sequel to Poltergeist just writes itself....