Occasionally I'm callous and strange.

Willow ,'The Killer In Me'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Feb 12, 2010 4:24:49 am PST #8001 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Happy birthday, Pix and MFNLaw.

Still had insomnia last night, but much less, and much less pain. I feel human today, and am definitely going in to work. Whoo hoo!


Jesse - Feb 12, 2010 4:27:23 am PST #8002 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Woo!

I have a lot of work to do, but my coworker just sent pictures of her week-old daughter and now I am ded.


flea - Feb 12, 2010 4:32:09 am PST #8003 of 30001
information libertarian

I found out at 6:45 am that I'd have to leave work at 12 to get Casper because the schools are closing early because it might maybe snow a little, and the resultant adrenaline means I can't possibly do any work today, right?

Right.


sarameg - Feb 12, 2010 4:37:59 am PST #8004 of 30001

My toenails hurt. I'm going to call in for the morning meeting cause I need some info. Last night's g&ts hit hard, I think I'll go back to bed after.


megan walker - Feb 12, 2010 5:09:04 am PST #8005 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Happy Birthdays to Kristin and Maria!


tommyrot - Feb 12, 2010 5:12:31 am PST #8006 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Birthday Happies Kristin and Maria!!


tommyrot - Feb 12, 2010 5:19:02 am PST #8007 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

On my way to work today I came up with a business plan. For a fast-food restaurant - it only serves coleslaw-themed food. It's called Slaw! You can get all the usual kinds of coleslaw, along with new creations like Pad Thai coleslaw, teriyaki cole slaw, barbecue hamburger coleslaw, etc. Then there'd be Slaw-Balls, which is a scoop of coleslaw that's breaded and deep-fried, with flavors like sour cream and onion Slaw-Balls and whatnot.

Now I just have to find someone to invest who doesn't mind losing all their money....


flea - Feb 12, 2010 5:23:55 am PST #8008 of 30001
information libertarian

You jest, but my husband knew a guy who was apparently quite well off who was the "sauerkraut ball king of Cleveland." If you can make a fortune off of sauerkraut balls, you can do it with Slaw!


Jesse - Feb 12, 2010 5:25:24 am PST #8009 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I'm pretty sure kim chee slaw will be the key to success.


tommyrot - Feb 12, 2010 5:29:34 am PST #8010 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oh, and I forgot to mention: All employees at Slaw! will be dressed as soldiers in the French Foreign Legion.