Happy Birthdays to Kristin and Maria!
Illyria: Wesley's dead. I'm feeling grief for him. I can't seem to control it. I wish to do more violence. Spike: Well, wishes just happen to be horses today.
'Not Fade Away'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
megan walker - Feb 12, 2010 5:09:04 am PST #8005 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
tommyrot - Feb 12, 2010 5:12:31 am PST #8006 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Birthday Happies Kristin and Maria!!
tommyrot - Feb 12, 2010 5:19:02 am PST #8007 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
On my way to work today I came up with a business plan. For a fast-food restaurant - it only serves coleslaw-themed food. It's called Slaw! You can get all the usual kinds of coleslaw, along with new creations like Pad Thai coleslaw, teriyaki cole slaw, barbecue hamburger coleslaw, etc. Then there'd be Slaw-Balls, which is a scoop of coleslaw that's breaded and deep-fried, with flavors like sour cream and onion Slaw-Balls and whatnot.
Now I just have to find someone to invest who doesn't mind losing all their money....
flea - Feb 12, 2010 5:23:55 am PST #8008 of 30001
information libertarian
You jest, but my husband knew a guy who was apparently quite well off who was the "sauerkraut ball king of Cleveland." If you can make a fortune off of sauerkraut balls, you can do it with Slaw!
Jesse - Feb 12, 2010 5:25:24 am PST #8009 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I'm pretty sure kim chee slaw will be the key to success.
tommyrot - Feb 12, 2010 5:29:34 am PST #8010 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Oh, and I forgot to mention: All employees at Slaw! will be dressed as soldiers in the French Foreign Legion.
Gudanov - Feb 12, 2010 5:33:19 am PST #8011 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
Slaw! sounds like the plot of 'The Produces' only with coleslaw instead of Hitler.
Gudanov - Feb 12, 2010 5:39:14 am PST #8012 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
Happy Birthday Kristin and Maria!
tommyrot - Feb 12, 2010 5:40:37 am PST #8013 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I also made up a fictional scenario for Slaw! to appear in:
There's this big shopping mall, and there's a zombie apocalypse, so survivors have barricaded themselves in the mall. The problem is there aren't that many people in the mall, so there's not enough business for the various restaurants in the food court. So the various restaurants go to war against each other to fight over the remaining market.
Each food court restaurant would fight in a style based on their restaurant "theme" - for example, the employees of KFC would all dress like Southern colonels, while McDonalds employees would all have giant burgers on their heads.
So it turns out that Slaw! would dominate the other restaurants in this scenario, thanks to their military-style organization.
brenda m - Feb 12, 2010 5:43:31 am PST #8014 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I think it's a winner, Tom.