Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.

Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Feb 12, 2010 5:25:24 am PST #8009 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I'm pretty sure kim chee slaw will be the key to success.


tommyrot - Feb 12, 2010 5:29:34 am PST #8010 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oh, and I forgot to mention: All employees at Slaw! will be dressed as soldiers in the French Foreign Legion.


Gudanov - Feb 12, 2010 5:33:19 am PST #8011 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

Slaw! sounds like the plot of 'The Produces' only with coleslaw instead of Hitler.


Gudanov - Feb 12, 2010 5:39:14 am PST #8012 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

Happy Birthday Kristin and Maria!


tommyrot - Feb 12, 2010 5:40:37 am PST #8013 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I also made up a fictional scenario for Slaw! to appear in:

There's this big shopping mall, and there's a zombie apocalypse, so survivors have barricaded themselves in the mall. The problem is there aren't that many people in the mall, so there's not enough business for the various restaurants in the food court. So the various restaurants go to war against each other to fight over the remaining market.

Each food court restaurant would fight in a style based on their restaurant "theme" - for example, the employees of KFC would all dress like Southern colonels, while McDonalds employees would all have giant burgers on their heads.

So it turns out that Slaw! would dominate the other restaurants in this scenario, thanks to their military-style organization.


brenda m - Feb 12, 2010 5:43:31 am PST #8014 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I think it's a winner, Tom.


tommyrot - Feb 12, 2010 5:44:58 am PST #8015 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

What medium do you think? Live-action movie? Animated? Graphic novel?


Gudanov - Feb 12, 2010 5:46:15 am PST #8016 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

Claymation


megan walker - Feb 12, 2010 5:48:33 am PST #8017 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Slawmation


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 12, 2010 5:52:04 am PST #8018 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Happy Birthday, Kristin and Maria!